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Tag Archives: R-X Rated

Rx Rated – Prescription Strength
Not for the cheesily offended.
(May contain bad words or ideas)

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Cupping Sucks – Literally

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 17, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Personal, Puns, R-X Rated

Cupping therapy uses suction to remove toxins , but can cause nasty bruises.

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X-Rated Serrated Knives

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 1, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, VidBits   Tags: Food, Puns, R-X Rated

The difference between a serrated knife and an X-rated knife is in how you handle it.

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Having Happiness

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 10, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Motivational, Puns, R-X Rated

The secret to having happiness, as revealed in a conversation with the Buddha.

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Napoleon Bonaparte Porn Movie

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 4, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Puns, R-X Rated

Central casting offered me a part, but…

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Swear Word Scrabble Lust

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 1, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Scrabble tiles arranged on a tablecloth, spelling out “F CK” (with a space between the F and the C). In the Scrabble rack, tiles line up to say: I NEED U

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COCKSURE ROOSTER BOOSTER

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 16, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Gives guys something to grow, um, crow about. 😉

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Mickey Mouse Ass Bruises from Cupping Therapy

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 30, 2021   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Personal, R-X Rated

Nasty-ass cupping bruises covered by a cartoon character tattoo make a terrific tramp stamp!

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Premature Ejaculation, A Shortcoming

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 20, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing More ...

The Opposite of Euphemism is Fuck Euphemism

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 9, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns, R-X Rated
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I Voted Deep-Throated

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 5, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Personal, Political, R-X Rated
Oval I Voted sticker for CA 2020

When the voting choices pretty much all suck, why not compare to voting to …

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I Love Twitter …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 29, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Personal, R-X Rated, Relationships
Against a stage curtain background, a blue Twitter Bird hold a love note (with a red heart) in his beak

It’s like slipping a love note on my sweetie’s pillow when she’s thousands of miles away …

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Catherine the Great

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 26, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Catherine the Great supposedly had sex with horses …

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Napoleon Porn

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 21, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns, R-X Rated
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I’ve been cast in a porn movie about Napoleon …

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I Want Happiness

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 14, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns, R-X Rated
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Buddha informs the seeker that he already has happiness.

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ROXOFF – Hip New Product Hype Marketing Piece

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 30, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Writing   Tags: Business, Food, R-X Rated

My imagined article written (30+ years ago) as if written by a hip writer for an (imaginary) hip magazine, hyping an (imaginary) hip new salad dressing.

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Knock on Wood

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 25, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns, R-X Rated
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

You know how people say “Knock on wood,” then knock on their head …

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Clitoria’s Secret: Clothes that are just flat-out nastier!

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 23, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns, R-X Rated
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VIRGIN vs EXTRA-VIRGIN: What’s the Difference?

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 15, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Food, R-X Rated

You don’t really want to know. Proceed at your own risk of exceeding trigger threshold.

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