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Spinning Tops

Posted: March 3, 2021 Categories: Poetry Tags: Personal, Relationships

A half-dozen toy tops painted like women with flared skirts sit on a table top.

A poem from the polyamory era likening lovers to spinning toy tops.

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Valentine’s Day Postcard: I Love With All My Heart

Posted: February 14, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Personal, Relationships

For Valentine’s Day
For Every Other Day

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Not So Much a Heart Throb

Posted: January 26, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Relationships

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Premature Ejaculation, A Shortcoming

Posted: January 20, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

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The Word, “Wedding”

Posted: January 9, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns, Relationships

The word, “Wedding,” has a nice ring to it.

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Companionable Companion

Posted: December 9, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Relationships

Seeking a lovely companion and a companionable lover …

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Choosing Our Own Paths

Posted: December 6, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns, Relationships

We have a number of paths from which to choose:

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LESS OXYCONTIN, MORE OXYTOCIN

Posted: December 5, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Political, Relationships

A black-background postcard with words (in small text size) "A WORLD OF HURT NEEEDS" then the word (in huge text size) "LESS" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYCONTIN" then the word (in huge text size) "MORE" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYTOCIN" The phrase and each word are on their own lines with text sized to make all five lines equal width.

The ever-schmaltzy “Less Drugs, More Hugs” trope, reimagined and rephrased in a much more cerebral way.

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Whet Me With Your Stream of Consciousness

Posted: December 3, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Personal, Puns, Relationships

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On “Giving Tuesday” Give Appreciation

Posted: December 1, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Motivational, Relationships

Appreciation is the gift EVERYONE appreciates.

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LOVE A FOOL: FOLLY-AMORY

Posted: November 25, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns, Relationships

Jesters cap with hearts in front of stage curtain.

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Going Out of Our Way

Posted: November 1, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Relationships

It is NOT “Going Out of Our Way” to help one another,once we realize that …

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If You Can’t “Kill Them with Kindness”

Posted: October 9, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational, Relationships

Then wound them with wisdom

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Foreignification

Posted: August 31, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns, Relationships

When you have sex with someone who’s not from your country.

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I Love Twitter …

Posted: August 29, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Personal, R-X Rated, Relationships

Against a stage curtain background, a blue Twitter Bird hold a love note (with a red heart) in his beak

It’s like slipping a love note on my sweetie’s pillow when she’s thousands of miles away …

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Catherine the Great

Posted: August 26, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Catherine the Great supposedly had sex with horses …

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Abstinence makes the …

Posted: August 10, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns, Relationships

Abstinence makes the tart grow blonder.

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After My Lobotomy

Posted: August 7, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Relationships

… I ceased to care what they thought of me

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Tag Archives: Relationships

Spinning Tops

Valentine’s Day Postcard: I Love With All My Heart

Not So Much a Heart Throb

Premature Ejaculation, A Shortcoming

The Word, “Wedding”

Companionable Companion

Choosing Our Own Paths

LESS OXYCONTIN, MORE OXYTOCIN

Whet Me With Your Stream of Consciousness

On “Giving Tuesday” Give Appreciation

LOVE A FOOL: FOLLY-AMORY

Going Out of Our Way

If You Can’t “Kill Them with Kindness”

Foreignification

I Love Twitter …

Catherine the Great

Abstinence makes the …

After My Lobotomy