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Dance is Romance between Space and Time

Posted: January 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Memes, Metaphysical, Relationships

Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

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Before Venting, Try Preventing

Posted: January 15, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational, Puns, Relationships

It works so much better

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LESS OXYCONTIN, MORE OXYTOCIN

Posted: January 12, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Political, Relationships

A black-background postcard with words (in small text size) "A WORLD OF HURT NEEEDS" then the word (in huge text size) "LESS" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYCONTIN" then the word (in huge text size) "MORE" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYTOCIN" The phrase and each word are on their own lines with text sized to make all five lines equal width.

The ever-schmaltzy “Less Drugs, More Hugs” trope, reimagined and rephrased in a much more cerebral way.

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Whet Me With Your Stream of Consciousness

Posted: November 27, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Personal, Puns, Relationships

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Trauma Begets Drama

Posted: November 25, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Relationships

Childhood Trauma Begets Adult Drama

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I’ve tried being AUTHENTIC, but it just wasn’t me

Posted: September 30, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Puns, Relationships

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Foreignification

Posted: September 10, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns, Relationships

When you have sex with someone who’s not from your country.

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With the Language of Love, I Have a Knack for the Vernacular

Posted: July 24, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Relationships

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LIVE LOVE LAUGH LEARN

Posted: July 1, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Relationships

Concentric mantra and mandala for meditation with concentration.

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Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

Posted: May 21, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Business, Memes, Relationships

A cartoon illustrating the internet-popularized Polish saying: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

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Swear Word Scrabble Lust

Posted: May 12, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Scrabble tiles arranged on a tablecloth, spelling out “F CK” (with a space between the F and the C). In the Scrabble rack, tiles line up to say: I NEED U

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Has More Issues Than TIME Magazine

Posted: May 2, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Puns, Relationships

with extra special issues around the holidays…

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Love a Fool = FOLLY-AMORY

Posted: April 1, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns, Relationships

Reprising an old favorite for April Fool’s Day

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COCKSURE ROOSTER BOOSTER

Posted: March 21, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Gives guys something to grow, um, crow about. 😉

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IN RECOVERY

Posted: March 18, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational, Personal, Puns, Relationships

Everyone is in recovery FROM something: addiction, disease, abuse, injustice, betrayal. At the same time, it is a recovery OF something: a treasure of self-worth, long hidden and locked away.

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