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Before Venting, Try Preventing

Posted: September 18, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational, Puns, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

It works so much better

Spinning Tops

Posted: September 7, 2022 Categories: Poetry Tags: Personal, Relationships

A half-dozen toy tops painted like women with flared skirts sit on a table top.

A poem from the polyamory era likening lovers to spinning toy tops.

Has More Issues Than TIME Magazine

Posted: July 27, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Puns, Relationships

with extra special issues around the holidays…

LIVE LOVE LAUGH LEARN

Posted: July 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Relationships

Concentrate on this concentric mantra and mandala for meditation.

Empathy or Apathy, a Choice

Posted: July 7, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Motivational, Relationships

To be empathetic or apathetic is always our choice.

Dance is Romance between Space and Time

Posted: June 4, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Expository, Metaphysical, Relationships

Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

New Word: Plausible Bullshit is “Plausibullshit”

Posted: May 28, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Political, Puns, Relationships

A half-circle dial indicator labeled "TRUTH METER" has three zones: green, yellow, red with the legends: Plausible, Plausibullshit and Bullshit. The needle is pinned to the extreme red for bullshit.

for that in-between state where you’re not quite sure.

Listen to Your Heart

Posted: May 25, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Puns, Relationships

A joke about decision making and self-control

Soulmate Relationship Advice

Posted: April 16, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Relationships

When seeking a soulmate…

Threads of Truth, Pulled Skillfully…

Posted: March 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Political, Relationships

unravel a tapestry of lies

Choosing Our Own Paths

Posted: March 9, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

We have a number of paths from which to choose:

All You BLEED is Love

Posted: February 14, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Abstract, Relationships

Dark red heart with drop of blood and word, BLEED, on it

For Valentine’s Day, “All You Need is Love” revised.

LESS OXYCONTIN, MORE OXYTOCIN

Posted: February 11, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Political, Relationships

A black-background postcard with words (in small text size) "A WORLD OF HURT NEEEDS" then the word (in huge text size) "LESS" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYCONTIN" then the word (in huge text size) "MORE" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYTOCIN" The phrase and each word are on their own lines with text sized to make all five lines equal width.

The ever-schmaltzy “Less Drugs, More Hugs” trope, reimagined and rephrased in a much more cerebral way.

Companionable Companion

Posted: February 4, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Seeking a lovely companion and a companionable lover …

Swear Word Scrabble Lust

Posted: February 1, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Scrabble tiles arranged on a tablecloth, spelling out “F CK” (with a space between the F and the C). In the Scrabble rack, tiles line up to say: I NEED U

I’ve tried being AUTHENTIC, but it just wasn’t me

Posted: January 25, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Puns, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

COCKSURE ROOSTER BOOSTER

Posted: January 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Gives guys something to grow, um, crow about. 😉

Whet Me With Your Stream of Consciousness

Posted: November 27, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Personal, Puns, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

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