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Catherine the Great

Posted: August 26, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Catherine the Great supposedly had sex with horses …

Drug Museum Docent

Posted: August 23, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I supervised tours at the drug history museum …

Firemen Rescue Firemen Bros, Leave Equipment Behind

Posted: August 22, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Memes, Puns

Photo of fireman, backlit by a conflagration, overlaid with text: Firemen will rush into an inferno to rescue a brother fireman, while leaving equipment behind to burn. That's the true origin of the phrase: Bros before hose.

The apocryphal origin of the phrase:
“BROS before HOSE“

Napoleon Porn

Posted: August 21, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns, R-X Rated

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I’ve been cast in a porn movie about Napoleon …

Wanted to be a Keynote Speaker

Posted: August 20, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I wanted to be a Keynote Speaker, but my acne limited me to …

Comfort Food and an Old Movie

Posted: August 16, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Food, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

There are times when you just need to curl up with some comfort food and an old movie …

Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS

Posted: August 15, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors is the byline, with images of two candy tins in the style of Altoids mints, but with the labels modified to say: DISCOURAGEMINTS and ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors:
DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Try both to see which is suited to your taste.

I Want Happiness

Posted: August 14, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns, R-X Rated

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

A man told the Buddha: I want happiness. The Buddha replied: You’ve already got a penis.

Writing by Candlelight …

Posted: August 13, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

makes one wax poetic.

The Pope of Puns

Posted: August 12, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Pope's mitre hat against a stage curtain background

As the Pope of Puns, allow me to puntificate.

Flunked Quantum Mechanics

Posted: August 11, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I flunked quantum mechanics, I had to study quantum auto-upholstery instead.

Abstinence makes the …

Posted: August 10, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Abstinence makes the tart grow blonder.

Sink or Swim

Posted: August 9, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

It’s either sink or swim, unless …

Space Alien Close Encounters

Posted: August 8, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Space Aliens use anal probes for Close Encounters of the …

Curiously Strong DISCOURAGEMINTS

Posted: August 6, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

A candy tin in the style of Altoid mints, but with the label modified to say: DISCOURAGE MINTS - super sour with a bitter aftertaste.

Super Sour Sugar(coating)Free Mints with a Bitter Aftertaste.

How many can you take in one day?

Curiously Strong ENCOURAGEMINTS

Posted: August 5, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

A candy tin in the style of Altoid mints, but with the label modified to say: Mint Yourself Anew Today - ENCOURAGE MINTS - Winner's Sheen Invigorating Flavor - Freshens Breath and Enthusiasm

WINNER’S SHEEN Invigorating Flavor:
Freshens Breath and Enthusiasm.

Mint Yourself Anew Today!

Cosmic Inflation

Posted: August 3, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Political, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

In physics: exponential expansion of the universe in the first instant of its creation

Yearning Disorder

Posted: August 1, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Always wanting what I can’t get: It’s my “Yearning Disorder.”

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