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Tag Archives: Puns

As the Pope of Puns, I may Puntificate.

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Catherine the Great

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 26, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Catherine the Great supposedly had sex with horses …

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Drug Museum Docent

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 23, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I supervised tours at the drug history museum …

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Firemen Rescue Firemen Bros, Leave Equipment Behind

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 22, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Business, Memes, Puns
Photo of fireman, backlit by a conflagration, overlaid with text: Firemen will rush into an inferno to rescue a brother fireman, while leaving equipment behind to burn. That's the true origin of the phrase: Bros before hose.

The apocryphal origin of the phrase:
“BROS before HOSE“

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Napoleon Porn

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 21, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns, R-X Rated
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I’ve been cast in a porn movie about Napoleon …

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Wanted to be a Keynote Speaker

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 20, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I wanted to be a Keynote Speaker, but my acne limited me to …

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Comfort Food and an Old Movie

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 16, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Food, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

There are times when you just need to curl up with some comfort food and an old movie …

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Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 15, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns
Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors is the byline, with images of two candy tins in the style of Altoids mints, but with the labels modified to say: DISCOURAGEMINTS and ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors:
DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Try both to see which is suited to your taste.

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I Want Happiness

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 14, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns, R-X Rated
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

A man told the Buddha: I want happiness. The Buddha replied: You’ve already got a penis.

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Writing by Candlelight …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 13, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

makes one wax poetic.

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The Pope of Puns

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 12, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Pope's mitre hat against a stage curtain background

As the Pope of Puns, allow me to puntificate.

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Flunked Quantum Mechanics

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 11, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I flunked quantum mechanics, I had to study quantum auto-upholstery instead.

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Abstinence makes the …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 10, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns, Relationships
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Abstinence makes the tart grow blonder.

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Sink or Swim

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 9, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

It’s either sink or swim, unless …

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Space Alien Close Encounters

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 8, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Space Aliens use anal probes for Close Encounters of the …

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Curiously Strong DISCOURAGEMINTS

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 6, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns
A candy tin in the style of Altoid mints, but with the label modified to say: DISCOURAGE MINTS - super sour with a bitter aftertaste.

Super Sour Sugar(coating)Free Mints with a Bitter Aftertaste.

How many can you take in one day?

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Curiously Strong ENCOURAGEMINTS

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 5, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns
A candy tin in the style of Altoid mints, but with the label modified to say: Mint Yourself Anew Today - ENCOURAGE MINTS - Winner's Sheen Invigorating Flavor - Freshens Breath and Enthusiasm

WINNER’S SHEEN Invigorating Flavor:
Freshens Breath and Enthusiasm.

Mint Yourself Anew Today!

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Cosmic Inflation

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 3, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Political, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

In physics: exponential expansion of the universe in the first instant of its creation

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Yearning Disorder

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 1, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Always wanting what I can’t get: It’s my “Yearning Disorder.”

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