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Tag Archives: Puns

As the Pope of Puns, I may Puntificate.

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Relaxing in the Tropics

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 7, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Some people like to relax in the tropics, and some, in the psychotropics.

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Creeping Fascism

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 4, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

We will continue to get Creeping Fascism, while we continue to elect Fascist Creeps.

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Apolojive

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 2, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

New Word: APOLOJIVE Definition: To give an insincere apology

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Judge in Exorcism Case Rules

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 31, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

“Possession is Nine-Tenths of The Law”

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Hypermentalating

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 30, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I feel lightheaded. I must be hypermentalating.

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If You Love Words …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 28, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Then wordplay is love-play

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Hanging in There

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 27, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

… on hangers, no less

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Delegation: Task and You Shall Relieve

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 25, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
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Religious Affiliation: Impuritan

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 23, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
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Elocution Coach Claims …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 22, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Addiction to Diction

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Era of Diminished Expectations

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 21, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I went to get a COVID-19 test. They wanted me to spit in a cup, but I wasn’t in the mood. I told them: I don’t give a spit in this era of diminished expectorations.

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The Ladies of Ill Repute …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 20, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

lined the docks, waiting …

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Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 15, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
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Caught in a Freudian Slip

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 15, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I don’t mind being caught in a Freudian slip; it’s not nearly as bad as being caught in a Freudian bra.

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Factions Speak Louder Than Herds

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 14, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns
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Do What You Love and The Money Will Hollow

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 13, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
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A Case of The Blues

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 30, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
Case pf blue spray-paint cans

“A case of the blues” sounds so much nicer than …

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The Cubed Said to the Squared …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 25, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I answer to a Higher Power.

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