Some people like to relax in the tropics, and some, in the psychotropics.

New Word: APOLOJIVE Definition: To give an insincere apology

I feel lightheaded. I must be hypermentalating.

… on hangers, no less

I went to get a COVID-19 test. They wanted me to spit in a cup, but I wasn’t in the mood. I told them: I don’t give a spit in this era of diminished expectorations.