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Tag Archives: Puns

Puns and related wordplay. As the Pope of Puns, I may Puntificate.

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A Man of Substance, Not a Man of Substance Abuse

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 28, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns, Relationships
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

She wanted a man of substance, not a man of substance abuse.

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Knock on Wood

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 25, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
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You know how people say “Knock on wood,” then knock on their head …

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Clitoria’s Secret: Clothes that are just flat-out nastier!

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 23, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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RESISTANCE = OHM & NO-RESISTANCE = OM

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 21, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Memes, Metaphysical, Puns
The word, "RESISTANCE" arcs over the electrical symbol for OHM, the capital Greek letter omega, Ω. Below that, the words "NO RESISTANCE" arc over the ancient Sanskrit ideogram for OM, ॐ.

OHM and OM: when homonyms are antonyms

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Grassroots Religions Believe in “The Word of Sod.”

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 20, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns
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Homeless person sings: I left my cart in San Francisco

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 16, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns
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It Takes a Village …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 5, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns
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Forgot How To Get It Up: Penile Dementia

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 28, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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Stinking of You – Damned Autocorrect!

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 11, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Puns, Relationships

When auto-correct gets it hilariously wrong.

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Are My Puns REFINED? OF COARSE!

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 2, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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When it comes to quips, I come well-equipped

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 1, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
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Paint Pictures with Pigments of Imagination

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 15, 2020   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Motivational, Nature, Puns
4x6 postcard: macro photo of the pinkish Cistus x purpureus flower overlaid with burgundy script saying Paint Pictures with Pigments of Imagination

4×6 Postcard of flower overlaid with exhortation: Paint Pictures with Pigments of Imagination.

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A pear to pare, apparently

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 14, 2019   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Food, Puns
On a counter-top sits a small white desert plate containing a freshly picked pear (three leaves still attached to the stem) with a small knife beside it. Curving along the edge of the plate is this text: A pear to pare, apparently

Photo of a pear and a knife on a plate evoke a food pun, apparently.

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BE EGG-CENTRIC

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 29, 2018   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

Direct overhead photo of hard-boiled egg, balanced end-up in the center of an ornate porcelain dessert plate atop a fine lace tablecloth.

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Was this the SIGN you were looking for?

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: March 24, 2018   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: MemeMyself, Metaphysical, Motivational, Puns

Photo of a man holding a cardboard sign
saying,
“Was this the SIGN you were looking for?”
against a backdrop
of heavenly signs and wonders
as rendered by the visionary William Blake.

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Butt-coin mining

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 10, 2017   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Business, Puns

Not at all like bitcoin mining.

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Unemployed Comedian Will Work For Laughs

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 24, 2017   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Business, MemeMyself, Puns

Unemployed Comedian, Ned Buratovich, Will Work For Laughs in this one-quip website: UnemployedComedian.com

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Why this site does not use popups

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 1, 2017   Categories: Announcements   Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Puns
Ned in a red T-shirt on the lawn, shielding his eyes with his hand from the bright sunlight.

… because popups are annoying, as illustrated by this intrusive animated GIF

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