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Wild Animals Feel Fear, Pets Get Petrified

Posted: September 19, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Metaphysical, Nature, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Domestication breeds timidity.

Aptitude …

Posted: September 13, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

when you are naturally proficient at using an app

Cats Like Gerbil Tea…

Posted: September 12, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Food, Puns

To relax, just like humans like herbal tea.

Foreignification

Posted: September 10, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

When you have sex with someone who’s not from your country.

Science is Settled …

Posted: September 9, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Political, Puns

by debates, not dictates.

The Trend Justifies the Memes

Posted: September 4, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Political, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis

Posted: August 27, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Think Outside The Bucks

Posted: August 26, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Motivational, Political, Puns

Thinking outside the box to rethink the “think outside the box” cliché:

When Your Parachute Fails to Open …

Posted: August 16, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Motivational, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

You MUST understand the gravity of the situation

Wax Poetic

Posted: August 15, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns

A gauzy photo in dim light shows a lit candle, notebook and pen, dried flowers and a cup of coffee on a tabletop, upon which is written: Writing by candlelight makes one wax poetic.

Writing by candle light makes one wax poetic.

The Pope of Puns

Posted: August 8, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Pope's mitre hat against a stage curtain background

As the Pope of Puns, allow me to puntificate.

Feasibility Studies

Posted: August 2, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

are often only …

Lucy in Disguise with Diamonds

Posted: July 30, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

Lucille Ball with a Groucho Marx mask and a diamond tiara. That is all.

CRUELTY-FREE COMEDY: Not Tested On Animals

Posted: July 14, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself, Puns

Making it funny without hurting the bunny.

Hypermentalating

Posted: July 8, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I feel lightheaded. I must be hypermentalating.

After I Quit Driving for Uber …

Posted: July 4, 2021 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I felt exuberant!

INCREMENTAL ILLNESS: Going Crazy Bit by Bit

Posted: June 26, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns

The sneakiest kind of mental illness, the way it can creep up on you is totally insane!

Space Alien (uncomfortably) Close Encounters

Posted: June 25, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

Deeply intimate encounters, unexplained by the US intelligence community’s recent reports on UFOs.

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