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Austerity For All Posterity

Posted: September 27, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Business, Memes, Political

Green felt belt buckle with words "FOR ALL" it

Belt tightening will become most fashionable.

Hopes Dashed

Posted: August 27, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, VidBits Tags: Memes, Motivational

Text messages on cell phone. First message asks, "How are things going?" Response is a line of dashes. Third message asks, "What are all those dashes?" Response is "My hopes."

Getting the message across with minimal characters

The TWIN Commandments: BE TRUE, BE KIND

Posted: August 13, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Metaphysical, Personal

Simplified to the Essentials

You Just Need to Focus

Posted: July 29, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Puns

or maybe get some glasses,
or maybe my name really is BLURRY

REHAB-RELAPSE-REPEAT Spiral

Posted: July 20, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Political

The spiral pattern of life circling the drain.

LIVE LOVE LAUGH LEARN

Posted: July 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Relationships

Concentrate on this concentric mantra and mandala for meditation.

Space Alien (uncomfortably) Close Encounters

Posted: May 19, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

Deeply intimate encounters, unexplained by the Pentagon’s recent reports on UFOs.

Use the word in a sentence: RECTUM

Posted: March 6, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence.
STUDENT: My friend says …

“WOKENESS” Got Co-Opted by the “SNEWS” Button

Posted: March 4, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Political, Puns

“Woke” used to be, well, woke, but now it’s broke, courtesy of cooptation by the powers-that-be shaping media narratives.

Not Today Satan …

Posted: February 22, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes

Well, on second thought …

LESS OXYCONTIN, MORE OXYTOCIN

Posted: February 11, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Political, Relationships

A black-background postcard with words (in small text size) "A WORLD OF HURT NEEEDS" then the word (in huge text size) "LESS" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYCONTIN" then the word (in huge text size) "MORE" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYTOCIN" The phrase and each word are on their own lines with text sized to make all five lines equal width.

The ever-schmaltzy “Less Drugs, More Hugs” trope, reimagined and rephrased in a much more cerebral way.

Beauty Filter: With and Without

Posted: January 12, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Memes

Using a “beauty filter” on your camera will subtly enhance your visage while automatically hiding flaws. Sometimes too much is too much.

Happy New Year 2022

Posted: January 1, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Personal

Hoping for a happier new year, as always, despite 2021’s disappointments.

Masking Holiday Cheer – for the Second Year

Posted: December 25, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Political

Two side-by-side photos of Ned Buratovich wearing reindeer antlers and a big red clown nose (like for Rudolph). In the second photo Ned's mouth and nose are covered by a face mask with a Christmas tree on it.

Even imagiNed would not have imagined using this greeting card from last year again this year. But here we are.

The OPPOSITE of INANE

Posted: September 11, 2021 Categories: Artsy-Bits Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Personal

“I am the opposite of INANE, I am ANE.”

That statement, in itself, is inane, hence this downward spiral of recursive inanities.

Learn to Circumvent Censorship

Posted: September 1, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Political

To learn the truth, learn to circumvent censorship.

Lucy in Disguise with Diamonds

Posted: July 30, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

Lucille Ball with a Groucho Marx mask and a diamond tiara. That is all.

Mickey Mouse Ass Bruises from Cupping Therapy

Posted: June 30, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Personal, R-X Rated

Nasty-ass cupping bruises covered by a cartoon character tattoo make a terrific tramp stamp!

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