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Serpentine Dollar Sign Symbology

Posted: January 18, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Business, Memes, Political

New Design Dollar Sign: Two-headed, S-shaped, chartreuse serpent wound around two gold bars.

How to Look at Things Differently …

Posted: January 8, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Puns

with your Ever-Handy™ DIGITAL GOGGLES!

ARMAGEDDON? IMMA-GETTA-GUN! is America’s Problem/Solution Process

Posted: January 6, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Memes, Political, Puns

A dimly-lit gray-scale graphic with two large emojis, one above the other. The top emoji is the "alarm" expression, with the phrase "ARMAGEDDON?" arcing over the top; the lower emoji is the "glee" expression, with the phrase "IMMA-GETTA-GUN!" arcing underneath it.

Problem: ARMAGEDDON Solution: IMMA-GETTA-GUN

Happy New Year 2021 – Poem and Postcard

Posted: January 1, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes

Poem for New Year’s Day
Twenty-twenty,
Not so funny.
Twenty-twenty-one,
Let’s have some fun.

LESS OXYCONTIN, MORE OXYTOCIN

Posted: December 5, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Political, Relationships

A black-background postcard with words (in small text size) "A WORLD OF HURT NEEEDS" then the word (in huge text size) "LESS" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYCONTIN" then the word (in huge text size) "MORE" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYTOCIN" The phrase and each word are on their own lines with text sized to make all five lines equal width.

The ever-schmaltzy “Less Drugs, More Hugs” trope, reimagined and rephrased in a much more cerebral way.

I Voted Deep-Throated

Posted: November 3, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Personal, Political, R-X Rated

Oval I Voted sticker for CA 2020

When the voting choices pretty much all suck, why not compare to voting to …

At Least He Died Doing What He LOVED To Do: Drugs

Posted: September 21, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Memes

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Firemen Rescue Firemen Bros, Leave Equipment Behind

Posted: August 22, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Memes, Puns

Photo of fireman, backlit by a conflagration, overlaid with text: Firemen will rush into an inferno to rescue a brother fireman, while leaving equipment behind to burn. That's the true origin of the phrase: Bros before hose.

The apocryphal origin of the phrase:
“BROS before HOSE“

Use the word in a sentence: RECTUM

Posted: July 26, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence.
STUDENT: My friend says he’s a good driver, but every car he’s had, he’s wrecked ’em.
TEACHER: Really, how so?
STUDENT: He keeps getting …

RESISTANCE = OHM & NO-RESISTANCE = OM

Posted: July 21, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Memes, Metaphysical, Puns

The word, "RESISTANCE" arcs over the electrical symbol for OHM, the capital Greek letter omega, Ω. Below that, the words "NO RESISTANCE" arc over the ancient Sanskrit ideogram for OM, ॐ.

OHM and OM: when homonyms are antonyms

Occupation: Life Coach (i.e. Unemployed)

Posted: July 17, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Memes

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Dance is Romance between Space and Time

Posted: July 15, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Memes, Metaphysical, Relationships

Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

Can’t have Lamb Chops without Somebody Chopping a Lamb

Posted: July 7, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Food, Memes

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Good News: Remembered Adult Diapers. Bad News: Forgot to Wear Pants.

Posted: June 26, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Memes

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

GOOD NEWS: He remembered to wear his adult diapers today. BAD NEWS: He forgot to put on his pants.

Cozy Conformity Straitjackets

Posted: April 24, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Political

Conformity straitjackets fashioned for contemporary totalitarianism.

The TWIN Commandments: BE TRUE, BE KIND

Posted: April 12, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Metaphysical, Personal

Simplified to the Essentials

Austerity For All Posterity

Posted: March 19, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Business, Memes, Political

Green felt belt buckle with words "FOR ALL" it

Belt tightening will become most fashionable.

Photo of Man Being Raptured

Posted: April 23, 2018 Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Metaphysical

Actual photo, never before seen, of a man being Raptured.

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