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Tag Archives: Food

Ingestible edible comestibles, cooking and cultivation

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Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 2, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns
Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors is the byline, with images of two candy tins in the style of Altoids mints, but with the labels modified to say: DISCOURAGEMINTS and ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors: DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS

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How to Relax with Tea

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 19, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Animals, Food, Puns

as a person, or as a cat

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Royal Family in the USA?

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 15, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Business, Food, Political, Puns

The concept of a royal family in the USA

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X-Rated Serrated Knives

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 1, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, VidBits   Tags: Food, Puns, R-X Rated

The difference between a serrated knife and an X-rated knife is in how you handle it.

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MAYO-NASAL Mayonnaise Substitute

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 5, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Food, Puns
Best Foods Mayonnaise jar label altered to read: MAYO NASAL - BLOW OUT THE BEST - S'NOT - MAYONNAISE, mimicking the original fonts, colors.

You’ll think it’s MAYONNAISE, but it’s not.

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Cats Like Gerbil Tea…

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 20, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Food, Puns

To relax, just like humans like herbal tea.

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Beauty Filter: With and Without

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 12, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Food, Memes

Using a “beauty filter” on your camera will subtly enhance your visage while automatically hiding flaws. Sometimes too much is too much.

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Chowchilla is the town named after …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: March 10, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Food, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

A refrigerator

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ICE-O-LATION SALOON

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 28, 2021   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Food, Political, Puns
ICE-O-LATION-SALOON wooden sign

Why do they have “THE COLDEST BEER IN TOWN?”

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Savory Shortbread Recipe

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 22, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Food
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

My savory shortbread recipe calls for …

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When you go to the Film-School Steakhouse …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 10, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Food, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

be sure to ask for the Director’s Cut.

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When Life Hands You Lemons …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 24, 2020   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Food, Motivational

Yeah, make lemonade, sure, but here’s what you got to do first:

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America’s Royal Family

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 6, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Food, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Burger King and Dairy Queen

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Comfort Food and an Old Movie

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 16, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Food, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

There are times when you just need to curl up with some comfort food and an old movie …

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Curiously Strong DISCOURAGEMINTS

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 6, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns
A candy tin in the style of Altoid mints, but with the label modified to say: DISCOURAGE MINTS - super sour with a bitter aftertaste.

Super Sour Sugar(coating)Free Mints with a Bitter Aftertaste.

How many can you take in one day?

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Curiously Strong ENCOURAGEMINTS

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 5, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns
A candy tin in the style of Altoid mints, but with the label modified to say: Mint Yourself Anew Today - ENCOURAGE MINTS - Winner's Sheen Invigorating Flavor - Freshens Breath and Enthusiasm

WINNER’S SHEEN Invigorating Flavor:
Freshens Breath and Enthusiasm.

Mint Yourself Anew Today!

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ROXOFF – Hip New Product Hype Marketing Piece

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 30, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Writing   Tags: Business, Food, R-X Rated

My imagined article written (30+ years ago) as if written by a hip writer for an (imaginary) hip magazine, hyping an (imaginary) hip new salad dressing.

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Regurgitaters

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 13, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Food
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

What do you call it when you barf up your French fries? (in honor of National French Fry Day, July 13)

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