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Tag Archives: Animals

Animals, birds, insects, basically living things that aren’t humans and aren’t plants.

Wild Animals Feel Fear, Pets Get Petrified

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 4, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Metaphysical, Nature, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing More ...

Octopus Testicles

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 11, 2021   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Nature, Puns

Teacher schools her student on the distinction between tentacles and testicles.

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The Bluebird of Happiness

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 14, 2020   Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

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I Love Twitter …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 29, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Personal, R-X Rated, Relationships
Against a stage curtain background, a blue Twitter Bird hold a love note (with a red heart) in his beak

It’s like slipping a love note on my sweetie’s pillow when she’s thousands of miles away …

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Catherine the Great

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 26, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Catherine the Great supposedly had sex with horses …

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Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 9, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns
Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile. More ...

Can’t have Lamb Chops without Somebody Chopping a Lamb

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 7, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Food, Memes
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing More ...

The BEAST of intimacy

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 21, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Personal, Relationships
Backlit Bison in darkened stall, barely lit nostrils flaring with the "THE BEAST" text overlaying the center-line of the head.

a phrase fragment written in my twenties on how presenting ugliness creates distance

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Squirrel Raiding Bird Feeder

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: March 25, 2020   Categories: Video   Tags: Animals, Nature
A squirrel in the crook of a tree, about to raid the bird feeder hanging from a nearby branch

Short video of squirrel being surprised, interrupted while gorging himself at the bird feeder in the front patio.

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Banana Duck and Dolphin

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 28, 2019   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Food

Art piece made from whatever was available while evacuated.

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Cow Encountered by a Poet

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 15, 2017   Categories: Poetry, Video   Tags: Animals, Nature

A spoken word performance of a puerile poem written as an adolescent, captured in a semi-spontaneous video when both a brown cow and a poet became available.

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Watch Kitty Breathe and Relax

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 1, 2016   Categories: Video   Tags: Animals, Nature
An Abyssinian cat lies curled up on a circular stepping stone.

An Abyssinian cat lies curled up on a circular stepping stone in complete repose, breathing peacefully. This is not an action video, this is a calming video.

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Four Horses Grazing Peacefully at Dusk

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: April 14, 2016   Categories: Video   Tags: Animals, Nature
Four horses graze peacefully by the side of the road in a large field at dusk.

90-second video of four horses grazing by the side of the road in a large field at dusk.

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Sebastopol Slow Down Cat

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 16, 2015   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals

Only in Sebastopol, California: A Twelve-Foot Tall Orange Cat Sculpture Directs Traffic

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