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Wild Animals Feel Fear, Pets Get Petrified

Posted: January 13, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Metaphysical, Nature, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Domestication breeds timidity.

Sloths Conserve Energy with Lethargy in Action

Posted: January 8, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Motivational, Nature

Relaxing at home with an attitude of lassitude, being lazy is like that.

The Bluebird of Happiness

Posted: November 30, 2021 Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

Cats Like Gerbil Tea…

Posted: September 12, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Food, Puns

To relax, just like humans like herbal tea.

CRUELTY-FREE COMEDY: Not Tested On Animals

Posted: July 14, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself, Puns

Making it funny without hurting the bunny.

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

Posted: May 21, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Business, Memes, Relationships

A cartoon illustrating the internet-popularized Polish saying: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

COCKSURE ROOSTER BOOSTER

Posted: March 21, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Gives guys something to grow, um, crow about. 😉

Octopus Testicles

Posted: January 11, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Nature, Puns

Teacher schools her student on the distinction between tentacles and testicles.

I Love Twitter …

Posted: August 29, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Personal, R-X Rated, Relationships

Against a stage curtain background, a blue Twitter Bird hold a love note (with a red heart) in his beak

It’s like slipping a love note on my sweetie’s pillow when she’s thousands of miles away …

Catherine the Great

Posted: August 26, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Catherine the Great supposedly had sex with horses …

Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

Posted: July 9, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns

Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile.

Can’t have Lamb Chops without Somebody Chopping a Lamb

Posted: July 7, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Food, Memes

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

The BEAST of intimacy

Posted: June 21, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Personal, Relationships

Backlit Bison in darkened stall, barely lit nostrils flaring with the "THE BEAST" text overlaying the center-line of the head.

a phrase fragment written in my twenties on how presenting ugliness creates distance

Squirrel Raiding Bird Feeder

Posted: March 25, 2020 Categories: Video Tags: Animals, Nature

A squirrel in the crook of a tree, about to raid the bird feeder hanging from a nearby branch

Short video of squirrel being surprised, interrupted while gorging himself at the bird feeder in the front patio.

Banana Duck and Dolphin

Posted: October 28, 2019 Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Food

Art piece made from whatever was available while evacuated.

Cow Encountered by a Poet

Posted: July 15, 2017 Categories: Poetry, Video Tags: Animals, Nature

A spoken word performance of a puerile poem written as an adolescent, captured in a semi-spontaneous video when both a brown cow and a poet became available.

Watch Kitty Breathe and Relax

Posted: June 1, 2016 Categories: Video Tags: Animals, Nature

An Abyssinian cat lies curled up on a circular stepping stone.

An Abyssinian cat lies curled up on a circular stepping stone in complete repose, breathing peacefully.

Four Horses Grazing Peacefully at Dusk

Posted: April 14, 2016 Categories: Video Tags: Animals, Nature

Four horses graze peacefully by the side of the road in a large field at dusk.

90-second video of four horses grazing by the side of the road in a large field at dusk.

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