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Tag Archives: Animals

Animals, birds, insects, basically living things that aren’t humans and aren’t plants.

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Sloths Conserve Energy with Lethargy in Action

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 11, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Motivational, Nature

Relaxing at home with an attitude of lassitude, being lazy is like that.

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The Bluebird of Happiness

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 30, 2022   Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

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Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 27, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns
Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile. More ...

How to Relax with Tea

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 19, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Animals, Food, Puns

as a person, or as a cat

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Here Comes Monkey Pox

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 18, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Animals, Political
A cartoon-style monkey face is superimposed over a monkey pox skin blotch.

Soon to be appearing everywhere, it seems.

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Wild Animals Feel Fear, Pets Get Petrified

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 21, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Metaphysical, Nature, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Domestication breeds timidity.

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Find Our Way Home

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: April 23, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Animals, Nature

Encouraging a lost baby squirrel to find his way home.

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Finding One’s Direction

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: April 21, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Animals, Motivational, Nature

Lessons from a disoriented squirrel

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Polly Want a Quacker?

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: April 3, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Animals, Puns

Question for parrots, reworded for ducks

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CRUELTY-FREE COMEDY: Not Tested On Animals

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 28, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, MemeMyself, Puns

Making it funny without hurting the bunny.

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Cats Like Gerbil Tea…

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 20, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Food, Puns

To relax, just like humans like herbal tea.

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COCKSURE ROOSTER BOOSTER

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 16, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Gives guys something to grow, um, crow about. 😉

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Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 21, 2021   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Business, Memes, Relationships

A cartoon illustrating the internet-popularized Polish saying: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

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Octopus Testicles

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 11, 2021   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Nature, Puns

Teacher schools her student on the distinction between tentacles and testicles.

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Walking the TikTok

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 23, 2020   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Animals

My first TikTok video, of a praying mantis walking up a wall:

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I Love Twitter …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 29, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Personal, R-X Rated, Relationships
Against a stage curtain background, a blue Twitter Bird hold a love note (with a red heart) in his beak

It’s like slipping a love note on my sweetie’s pillow when she’s thousands of miles away …

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Catherine the Great

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 26, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Catherine the Great supposedly had sex with horses …

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Can’t have Lamb Chops without Somebody Chopping a Lamb

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 7, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Food, Memes
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