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Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

Posted: November 27, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns

Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile.

How to Relax with Tea

Posted: November 19, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Animals, Food, Puns

as a person, or as a cat

The Bluebird of Happiness

Posted: October 9, 2022 Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

Sloths Conserve Energy with Lethargy in Action

Posted: September 4, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Motivational, Nature

Relaxing at home with an attitude of lassitude, being lazy is like that.

Here Comes Monkey Pox

Posted: August 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Animals, Political

A cartoon-style monkey face is superimposed over a monkey pox skin blotch.

Soon to be appearing everywhere, it seems.

Wild Animals Feel Fear, Pets Get Petrified

Posted: July 21, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Metaphysical, Nature, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Domestication breeds timidity.

Find Our Way Home

Posted: April 23, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Animals, Nature

Encouraging a lost baby squirrel to find his way home.

Finding One’s Direction

Posted: April 21, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Animals, Motivational, Nature

Lessons from a disoriented squirrel

Polly Want a Quacker?

Posted: April 3, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Animals, Puns

Question for parrots, reworded for ducks

CRUELTY-FREE COMEDY: Not Tested On Animals

Posted: February 28, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself, Puns

Making it funny without hurting the bunny.

Cats Like Gerbil Tea…

Posted: January 20, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Food, Puns

To relax, just like humans like herbal tea.

COCKSURE ROOSTER BOOSTER

Posted: January 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Gives guys something to grow, um, crow about. 😉

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

Posted: May 21, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Business, Memes, Relationships

A cartoon illustrating the internet-popularized Polish saying: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Octopus Testicles

Posted: January 11, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Nature, Puns

Teacher schools her student on the distinction between tentacles and testicles.

Walking the TikTok

Posted: December 23, 2020 Categories: VidBits Tags: Animals

My first TikTok video, of a praying mantis walking up a wall:

I Love Twitter …

Posted: August 29, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Personal, R-X Rated, Relationships

Against a stage curtain background, a blue Twitter Bird hold a love note (with a red heart) in his beak

It’s like slipping a love note on my sweetie’s pillow when she’s thousands of miles away …

Catherine the Great

Posted: August 26, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Catherine the Great supposedly had sex with horses …

Can’t have Lamb Chops without Somebody Chopping a Lamb

Posted: July 7, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Food, Memes

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

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