Welcome to April 23, 2018, the elusive (though some would say illusive) Rapture Day. In these times of trouble, expect tribulation, make sure you are Rapture Ready™. I am. 😉

Yes this is an actual, unretouched (well, except for putting the lettering on it) photograph capturing the exact moment when cosmological rays phase-shifted into the visible light spectrum.

PS – I’d rather be raptured than ruptured.