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The Bluebird of Happiness

Posted: March 2, 2022 Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

Leaders vs Managers

Posted: March 1, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Motivational

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

The difference between leading and managing is …

CRUELTY-FREE COMEDY: Not Tested On Animals

Posted: February 28, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself, Puns

Making it funny without hurting the bunny.

When Your Parachute Fails to Open …

Posted: February 27, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Motivational, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

You MUST understand the gravity of the situation

You Just Need to Focus

Posted: February 26, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Puns

or maybe get some glasses,
or maybe my name really is BLURRY

After I Quit Driving for Uber …

Posted: February 23, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I felt exuberant!

Not Today Satan …

Posted: February 22, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes

Well, on second thought …

You can’t be “THE DUDE,” if you can be subdued.

Posted: February 21, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Motivational, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS

Posted: February 20, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors is the byline, with images of two candy tins in the style of Altoids mints, but with the labels modified to say: DISCOURAGEMINTS and ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors: DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS

Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

Posted: February 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns

Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile.

The Job Interview

Posted: February 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Puns

If applicants answered truthfully …

Time Travel

Posted: February 15, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

People don’t travel in time. Time travels in people.

All You BLEED is Love

Posted: February 14, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Abstract, Relationships

Dark red heart with drop of blood and word, BLEED, on it

For Valentine’s Day, “All You Need is Love” revised.

Enjoy This Superb Bowl on Sunday

Posted: February 13, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

Trippy glass pot pipe filled with crushed green bud.

The Kinkiest Flower

Posted: February 12, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Nature, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

is the Nasturtium

LESS OXYCONTIN, MORE OXYTOCIN

Posted: February 11, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Political, Relationships

A black-background postcard with words (in small text size) "A WORLD OF HURT NEEEDS" then the word (in huge text size) "LESS" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYCONTIN" then the word (in huge text size) "MORE" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYTOCIN" The phrase and each word are on their own lines with text sized to make all five lines equal width.

The ever-schmaltzy “Less Drugs, More Hugs” trope, reimagined and rephrased in a much more cerebral way.

When you get stalled, make an installment

Posted: February 10, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

The Mixed Blessing of Being Less Depressed

Posted: February 8, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational, Personal

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

is that you realize how much worse it can get.

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