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The Noose Poem

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 10, 2024   Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Business, Motivational, Political, Relationships
A black rope noose hangs from the top of the frame. Underneath the noose is the text of the poem, The Noose.

A political precautionary tale/poem using a noose as a metaphor

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For-Profit Healthcare Makes Ill-Gotten Gains

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 26, 2024   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Business, Political, Puns
A golden caduceus with a gold coin atop the wings and snakes around the staff in the shape of dollar signs stands out against a darkened background of hundreds of colorful pill capsules

A golden caduceus with snake-headed dollar signs winding around the staff

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LESS OXYCONTIN, MORE OXYTOCIN

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 23, 2024   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Memes, Motivational, Political, Relationships
A black-background postcard with words (in small text size) "A WORLD OF HURT NEEEDS" then the word (in huge text size) "LESS" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYCONTIN" then the word (in huge text size) "MORE" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYTOCIN" The phrase and each word are on their own lines with text sized to make all five lines equal width.

“Less Drugs, More Hugs” rephrased in a more cerebral way

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BETRAYED by those we were taught to TRUST

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 19, 2024   Categories: Articles, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Personal, Political

The realization is heart breaking.

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When Your Parachute Fails to Open …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 15, 2024   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Motivational, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

You MUST understand the gravity of the situation

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Think Outside The Bucks

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 9, 2024   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Business, Motivational, Political, Puns

Money is not the only solution, nor constraint.

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Christmas Eve Poem

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 24, 2023   Categories: Poetry, VidBits   Tags: Personal

Written at age 15 in both English and Latin.

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Dance is Romance between Space and Time

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 12, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Expository, Metaphysical, Relationships
Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

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Forgot What I Came For

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 10, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Metaphysical

Also known as the “doorway effect”

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GRATITUDE vs GRUDGITUDE

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 23, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational
Word GRATITUDE painted on a door

Choose Wisely

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Find Shreds of Truth Where the Truth has been Shredded

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 22, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political
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You will often find shreds of truth where the truth has been shredded.

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Never So Naked

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 18, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Metaphysical, Personal

As when stripped of all illusion

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Brevity is NOT the Soul of Wit

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 12, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical
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THAT’S LEVITY… Brevity is THE Craft

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Volvo vs Vulva

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 9, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Puns

How is a Volvo like a vulva? A comparison by the incomparable “Analogy Whiz”

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Aspirations into Exasperations

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 5, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Motivational, Personal
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Entropy at work

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Yin-Yang Binge/Purge Sequence

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 30, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Abstract, Metaphysical
Encircled by a grayscale pin-wheel swirl, a black and white yin-yang symbol whose contrasting-color circles circumscribe the five text characters, spelling BINGE and PURGE respectively.

Each phase seeding the subsequent cycle

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Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 25, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
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Every cloud has a silver lining.

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“WOKENESS” Got Co-Opted by the “SNEWS” Button

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 24, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Memes, Political, Puns

“Woke” used to be woke, but now it’s broke.

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