With mayonnaise, it’s BEST to GET REAL,
s’not some imitation brand
that comes from who nose where.

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Two mayonnaise jars sit side-by-side on a grocery shelf.
One has the original label saying,
“Best Foods – Bring Out the Best – REAL MAYONNAISE.”
The other has an altered label saying,
“MAYO NASAL – Blow Out the Best – S’NOT MAYONNAISE.”
Next to the two jars in large white text is the admonition,
“There are times when it’s BEST to ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.”