You’ll think it’s
but it’s not.
With mayonnaise, it’s BEST to GET REAL,
s’not some imitation brand
that comes from who nose where.
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Two mayonnaise jars sit side-by-side on a grocery shelf.
One has the original label saying,
“Best Foods – Bring Out the Best – REAL MAYONNAISE.”
The other has an altered label saying,
“MAYO NASAL – Blow Out the Best – S’NOT MAYONNAISE.”
Next to the two jars in large white text is the admonition,
“There are times when it’s BEST to ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.”
Did you know that May 5th is
National Mayonnaise Day?
Well, it IS Cinco de Mayo.