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Category Archives: Quipsy-Quote Cards

Original pithy witticisms, typically paired with an image of the author (me) delivering them, in 4×6 postcard format, suitable for photo reprints.

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Your Secrets Are Safe with Privacy Shield™

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 8, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

It absorbs the SECRETIONS

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Can’t have Lamb Chops without Somebody Chopping a Lamb

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 7, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Food, Memes
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It Takes a Village …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 5, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns
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Forgot How To Get It Up: Penile Dementia

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 28, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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Dementia in Absentia

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 26, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal
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Totally GONE

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Good News: Remembered Adult Diapers. Bad News: Forgot to Wear Pants.

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 26, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Memes
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

GOOD NEWS: He remembered to wear his adult diapers today. BAD NEWS: He forgot to put on his pants.

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Disability Vision

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 25, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards  
Two side-by-side frames of Ned wearing Oriental dragon print shirt, standing in front of nightclub stage curtain pointing up, as if to make a point. The associated text is positioned above and below his image.

Vision Disability Visibility

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DSYLEXIA

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 24, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards  
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Disability Visibility

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 23, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

When you have a disability, you become invisible…

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OVER-under-Stated

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 22, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards  
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Seeking a Soulmate, Not an Asshole Mate

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 21, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Relationships
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I Stole Her Heart, Then Rode It Like I Stole It

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 20, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Relationships
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Not Really an Attention Whore,

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 13, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, R-X Rated
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More Like an Attention Escort Service

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Not good enough to sell out

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 11, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I’ll never be good enough to sell out.

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I varnished my tarnish

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 10, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal
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It’s too late for me, I varnished my tarnish.

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When you swallow falsehoods:

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 7, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Gulp Fiction

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Toilet Training Taught Me My First Lesson in Life

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 6, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Motivational
training toilet against a stage curtain backdrop

Toilet Training Taught Me My First Lesson in Life… about SUCCESS

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Opportunity knocks when the doorbell is broken

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 4, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Motivational
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