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The Truth is Encrypted in Fiction

Posted: November 6, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Political

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Mainstream Media’s Purpose is Not To Inform You

Posted: November 5, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Political

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The purpose of the mainstream media is not to inform you, but to conform you.

Creeping Fascism

Posted: November 4, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Political, Puns

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We will continue to get Creeping Fascism, while we continue to elect Fascist Creeps.

Apolojive

Posted: November 2, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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New Word: APOLOJIVE Definition: To give an insincere apology

Going Out of Our Way

Posted: November 1, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Relationships

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It is NOT “Going Out of Our Way” to help one another,once we realize that …

Judge in Exorcism Case Rules

Posted: October 31, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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“Possession is Nine-Tenths of The Law”

Hypermentalating

Posted: October 30, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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I feel lightheaded. I must be hypermentalating.

My Personal Warmth …

Posted: October 29, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal

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was white-hot coals of rage smoldering under a wet blanket of depression.

If You Love Words …

Posted: October 28, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

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Then wordplay is love-play

Hanging in There

Posted: October 27, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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… on hangers, no less

Astrologers Play Connect-the-Dots with the Stars

Posted: October 26, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical

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Delegation: Task and You Shall Relieve

Posted: October 25, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

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Eternity is a Moment Which Does Not Pass

Posted: October 24, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical

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Religious Affiliation: Impuritan

Posted: October 23, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

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Elocution Coach Claims …

Posted: October 22, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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Addiction to Diction

Era of Diminished Expectations

Posted: October 21, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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I went to get a COVID-19 test. They wanted me to spit in a cup, but I wasn’t in the mood. I told them: I don’t give a spit in this era of diminished expectorations.

The Ladies of Ill Repute …

Posted: October 20, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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lined the docks, waiting …

Caught in a Freudian Slip

Posted: October 15, 2020 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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I don’t mind being caught in a Freudian slip; it’s not nearly as bad as being caught in a Freudian bra.

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