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Category Archives: Quipsy-Quote Cards

Original pithy witticisms, typically paired with an image of the author (me) delivering them, in 4×6 postcard format, suitable for photo reprints.

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The Truth is Encrypted in Fiction

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 6, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Political
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Mainstream Media’s Purpose is Not To Inform You

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 5, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

The purpose of the mainstream media is not to inform you, but to conform you.

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Creeping Fascism

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 4, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

We will continue to get Creeping Fascism, while we continue to elect Fascist Creeps.

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Apolojive

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 2, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

New Word: APOLOJIVE Definition: To give an insincere apology

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Going Out of Our Way

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 1, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Relationships
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

It is NOT “Going Out of Our Way” to help one another,once we realize that …

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Judge in Exorcism Case Rules

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 31, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

“Possession is Nine-Tenths of The Law”

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Hypermentalating

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 30, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I feel lightheaded. I must be hypermentalating.

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My Personal Warmth …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 29, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

was white-hot coals of rage smoldering under a wet blanket of depression.

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If You Love Words …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 28, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Then wordplay is love-play

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Hanging in There

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 27, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

… on hangers, no less

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Astrologers Play Connect-the-Dots with the Stars

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 26, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical
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Delegation: Task and You Shall Relieve

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 25, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
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Eternity is a Moment Which Does Not Pass

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 24, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical
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Religious Affiliation: Impuritan

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 23, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
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Elocution Coach Claims …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 22, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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Addiction to Diction

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Era of Diminished Expectations

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 21, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I went to get a COVID-19 test. They wanted me to spit in a cup, but I wasn’t in the mood. I told them: I don’t give a spit in this era of diminished expectorations.

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The Ladies of Ill Repute …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 20, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

lined the docks, waiting …

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Caught in a Freudian Slip

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 15, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I don’t mind being caught in a Freudian slip; it’s not nearly as bad as being caught in a Freudian bra.

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