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Category Archives: Quipsy-Quote Cards

Original pithy witticisms, typically paired with an image of the author (me) delivering them, in 4×6 postcard format, suitable for photo reprints.

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Chowchilla is the town named after …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: March 10, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Food, Puns
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A refrigerator

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The Perfect Gift Giving Time

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 6, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns
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It’s called “the present moment.”

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Aspirations into Exasperations

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 2, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Motivational, Personal
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Entropy at work

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Messy Closet Making You Mad?

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 28, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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Maybe you need a course in “Hanger Management.”

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Not So Much a Heart Throb

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 26, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Relationships
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Savory Shortbread Recipe

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 22, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Food
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My savory shortbread recipe calls for …

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Premature Ejaculation, A Shortcoming

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 20, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns, R-X Rated, Relationships
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Juvenile (Delinquent) Humor

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 19, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
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Fatal Subtraction

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 17, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns
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when a person’s soul leaves the body.

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Cocaine Chronicles:

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 14, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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A collection of snort stories

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When you go to the Film-School Steakhouse …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 10, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Food, Puns
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be sure to ask for the Director’s Cut.

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The Word, “Wedding”

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 9, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns, Relationships
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The word, “Wedding,” has a nice ring to it.

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Some Leaders Are Visionaries …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 7, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns
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and some are divisionaries.

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Medicine Measured in Milligrams, or …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 3, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
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Review and Preview Your Life with these Mental Tools

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 29, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical
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Basic mental tools that you may already have.

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Quite a Promising Future

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 28, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal
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I have quite a promising future…
behind me.

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With Nothing to Prove and Nothing to Lose …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 27, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal

I can act any fool way I choose.

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Read All Legal Contracts Carefully …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 26, 2020   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
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to make sure there is no clause for alarm

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