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Category Archives: Quipsy-Quote Cards

Original pithy witticisms, typically paired with an image of the author (me) delivering them, in 4×6 postcard format, suitable for photo reprints.

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Time Travel

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 15, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

People don’t travel in time. Time travels in people.

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The Kinkiest Flower

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 12, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Nature, Puns
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is the Nasturtium

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I’ve tried being AUTHENTIC, but it just wasn’t me

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 25, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns, Relationships
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When Gangstas Go Corporate …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 23, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
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Neckties Hide Neck Tattoos

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I Used To Be WOKE, But Then I Hit the Snews Button

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 21, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns
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Such a Good Actor

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 19, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal
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I’m such a good actor, that people believe me when I tell them I’m not a good actor.

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Watch Out for LSD Spilled …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 17, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns

Watch out for LSD spilled on the floor …

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Aptitude …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 15, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

when you are naturally proficient at using an app

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Spells of Hamnesia

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 13, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Where I forget that I’m showing off.

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Writer’s Block:

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 12, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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The part of the prison where they put suicidal authors

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Mushrooms and Metaphors

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 16, 2021   Categories: Photography, Quipsy-Quote Cards, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Nature, Puns

My Metaphors, Like Spores, Germinate Sporadically

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“Adequate” was what the Romans used to transport water

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 23, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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Foreignification

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 10, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns, Relationships
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When you have sex with someone who’s not from your country.

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The Pope of Puns

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 8, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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As the Pope of Puns, allow me to puntificate.

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With the Language of Love, I Have a Knack for the Vernacular

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 24, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Relationships
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Ridiculous Radiculitis Pain

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 7, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
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It’s got a lot of NERVE!

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ANE is the opposite of INANE, or is it?

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: March 16, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal
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I am the opposite of inane, I am …

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Rather than call someone a “loser”

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: March 12, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Motivational
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there is a more politically correct term…

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