Category Archives: Writing
You can’t be “THE DUDE,” if you can be subdued.
Not good enough to sell out
I varnished my tarnish
I’ve tried being AUTHENTIC, but it just wasn’t me
Ignorance is NOT bliss,
When you swallow falsehoods:
Toilet Training Taught Me My First Lesson in Life
Desperate Times Call For Desperate Pleasures
Opportunity knocks when the doorbell is broken
You can’t put your best foot forward
Are My Puns REFINED? OF COARSE!
When it comes to quips, I come well-equipped
Introducing Quipsy-Quote Cards
Original witticisms, overlaying a photo of Ned delivering them from the stage, formatted for printing to a 4×6 postcard or photo print.
More ...August Evening ’73 (Supposed)
Poem written by Ned Buratovich on January 5, 1974 about expectations leading to tense confrontation one August evening in 1973. Audio of Ned’s reading recorded in 2004.
More ...Somewhere in a pawn shop waits …
Cow Encountered by a Poet
A spoken word performance of a puerile poem written as an adolescent, captured in a semi-spontaneous video when both a brown cow and a poet became available.
More ...Imagine: The Fool, The Priest and The Magician – Ned’s Birthday Fable
Ned’s meditation on manifestation: “Imagine living the life you imagined” is the magic of the magician. We have creative influence in our lives. Will I imagine living the life I imagined? Now is an extremely auspicious time, always.
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