I Used To Be WOKE, But Then I Hit the Snews Button

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 21, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns

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Such a Good Actor

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 19, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal

I’m such a good actor, that people believe me when I tell them I’m not a good actor.

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Watch Out for LSD Spilled …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 17, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns

Watch out for LSD spilled on the floor …

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When you get stalled, make an installment

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 15, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Motivational

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Mushrooms and Metaphors

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 16, 2021   Categories: Photography, Quipsy-Quote Cards, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Nature, Puns

My Metaphors, Like Spores, Germinate Sporadically

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Jamming with Friends in the Seventies

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 6, 2021   Categories: Audio   Tags: Personal

Three friends jamming on piano, conga, flute around 1974. 45 minutes, six tracks.

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“Adequate” was what the Romans used to transport water

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 23, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns

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Foreignification

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 10, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns, Relationships

When you have sex with someone who’s not from your country.

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This Poem is Good

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 13, 2021   Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Personal

Processing a friend’s passing while walking in the park.

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The Pope of Puns

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 8, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns

As the Pope of Puns, allow me to puntificate.

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With the Language of Love, I Have a Knack for the Vernacular

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 24, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Relationships

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Cracks Where Beauty Pushes Through

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 30, 2021   Categories: Photography, Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational, Nature

Flowers always find a way.

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Before Venting, Try Preventing

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 17, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Motivational, Puns, Relationships

It works so much better

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Ridiculous Radiculitis Pain

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 7, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns

It’s got a lot of NERVE!

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ANE is the opposite of INANE, or is it?

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: March 16, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal

I am the opposite of inane, I am …

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Rather than call someone a “loser”

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: March 12, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Motivational

there is a more politically correct term…

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Chowchilla is the town named after …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: March 10, 2021   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Food, Puns

A refrigerator

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My Spirit Bear

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: February 26, 2021   Categories: Photography, Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Personal

My Spirit Bear,
Forlorn and frazzled,
Worn down with cares,
Stares off into the distance,
Contemplating his existence.

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