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When Words Escape Me, I Hunt Them Down

Posted: September 26, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

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Feasibility Studies

Posted: September 24, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

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are often only …

Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis

Posted: September 20, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

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Every cloud has a silver lining.

Before Venting, Try Preventing

Posted: September 18, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational, Puns, Relationships

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It works so much better

Spinning Tops

Posted: September 7, 2022 Categories: Poetry Tags: Personal, Relationships

A half-dozen toy tops painted like women with flared skirts sit on a table top.

A poem from the polyamory era likening lovers to spinning toy tops.

The Mixed Blessing of Being Less Depressed

Posted: August 20, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational, Personal

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is that you realize how much worse it can get.

After I Quit Driving for Uber …

Posted: August 15, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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I felt exuberant!

When Your Parachute Fails to Open …

Posted: August 12, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Motivational, Puns

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You MUST understand the gravity of the situation

Caught in a Freudian Slip

Posted: August 7, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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Freudian slips can be embarrassing, but there are worse things to be caught in.

Hypermentalating

Posted: August 3, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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I feel lightheaded. I must be hypermentalating.

The Bluebird of Happiness

Posted: August 2, 2022 Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

Ignorance is NOT bliss,

Posted: July 26, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational, Puns

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it’s a BLISTER, painful when popped.

A Successful Social Media Influencer

Posted: July 24, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

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In realms where virulence rules, you must make content contagious.

Wild Animals Feel Fear, Pets Get Petrified

Posted: July 21, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Metaphysical, Nature, Puns

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Domestication breeds timidity.

Mainstream Media’s Purpose is Not To Inform You

Posted: July 19, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Political

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The purpose of the mainstream media is not to inform you, but to conform you.

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Pleasures

Posted: July 16, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational, Personal

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Welcome to the Hotel Paranoia

Posted: July 4, 2022 Categories: Poetry, Video Tags: Political

The Eagles' Hotel California Album cover, altered to say Hotel Paranoia.

A parody rewrite of the Eagles’ 1977 hit song, Hotel California, relevant to the current times.

What Can Be Found by a Professional is PRO-FOUND

Posted: June 28, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business

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