COVID Masking Holiday Cheer
A red-nosed “reindeer” from Christmas cards of years past, now has to wear a festive mask for the COVID compromised Christmas of 2020.
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The Bluebird of Happiness
LESS OXYCONTIN, MORE OXYTOCIN
The ever-schmaltzy “Less Drugs, More Hugs” trope, reimagined and rephrased in a much more cerebral way.
More ...Bumpy Road in Life Tests Suspension of Disbelief
Yin-Yang Binge/Purge Sequence
I Voted Deep-Throated
A Case of The Blues
Fifty Grades of Pay
The TRUE obscenity of women subjugated by income inequity.
(Published just in time for Labor Day)
Firemen Rescue Firemen Bros, Leave Equipment Behind
Inspire Until You Expire
Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS
Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors:
DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS.
Try both to see which is suited to your taste.
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Super Sour Sugar(coating)Free Mints with a Bitter Aftertaste.
How many can you take in one day?
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WINNER’S SHEEN Invigorating Flavor:
Freshens Breath and Enthusiasm.
Mint Yourself Anew Today!
More ...ROXOFF – Hip New Product Hype Marketing Piece
My imagined article written (30+ years ago) as if written by a hip writer for an (imaginary) hip magazine, hyping an (imaginary) hip new salad dressing.
More ...Use the word in a sentence: RECTUM
TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence.
STUDENT: My friend says he’s a good driver, but every car he’s had, he’s wrecked ’em.
TEACHER: Really, how so?
STUDENT: He keeps getting …
RESISTANCE = OHM & NO-RESISTANCE = OM
Daisy “Spectators at the Racetrack”
A crowd of daisies, peering over the fence at the edge of the roadway, as if spectators at the racetrack.
More ...FEEL GOOD NOW
A bright yellow daisy with the words, “FEEL GOOD NOW” (where the three letters “O” are replaced with smiley icons) in semi-transparent text overlaying the face of the daisy.
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