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Category Archives: Smartsy-Artsy Cards

Engaging visual design and cleverly conceived conceptual commentary, in a 4×6 postcard format, suitable for photo reprints

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Use the word in a sentence: RECTUM

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 26, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Memes, Puns

TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence.
STUDENT: My friend says he’s a good driver, but every car he’s had, he’s wrecked ’em.
TEACHER: Really, how so?
STUDENT: He keeps getting …

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RESISTANCE = OHM & NO-RESISTANCE = OM

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 21, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Memes, Metaphysical, Puns
The word, "RESISTANCE" arcs over the electrical symbol for OHM, the capital Greek letter omega, Ω. Below that, the words "NO RESISTANCE" arc over the ancient Sanskrit ideogram for OM, ॐ.

OHM and OM: when homonyms are antonyms

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Daisy “Spectators at the Racetrack”

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 19, 2020   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Nature
A crowd of daisies, peering over the fence at the edge of the roadway, as if spectators at the racetrack.

A crowd of daisies, peering over the fence at the edge of the roadway, as if spectators at the racetrack.

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FEEL GOOD NOW

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 18, 2020   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational, Nature
A bright yellow daisy with the words, "FEEL GOOD NOW" (where the three letter "O" are replaced with smiley icons) in semi-transparent text overlaying the face of the daisy.

A bright yellow daisy with the words, “FEEL GOOD NOW” (where the three letters “O” are replaced with smiley icons) in semi-transparent text overlaying the face of the daisy.

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Dance is Romance between Space and Time

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 15, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Memes, Metaphysical, Relationships
Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

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Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 9, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns
Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile. More ...

Life imitates Art

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 1, 2020   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Nature
A man's hand holds a small, globular, glass vase with four or five short-stemmed daisies in it in front of a laptop screen filled with a photo of a larger bouquet of daisies in front of a beige curtain.

You are watching daisies on a screen watching daisies on a screen.

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The BEAST of intimacy

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 21, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Personal, Relationships
Backlit Bison in darkened stall, barely lit nostrils flaring with the "THE BEAST" text overlaying the center-line of the head.

a phrase fragment written in my twenties on how presenting ugliness creates distance

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VIRGIN vs EXTRA-VIRGIN: What’s the Difference?

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: June 15, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Food, R-X Rated

You don’t really want to know. Proceed at your own risk of exceeding trigger threshold.

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Paint Pictures with Pigments of Imagination

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 15, 2020   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Motivational, Nature, Puns
4x6 postcard: macro photo of the pinkish Cistus x purpureus flower overlaid with burgundy script saying Paint Pictures with Pigments of Imagination

4×6 Postcard of flower overlaid with exhortation: Paint Pictures with Pigments of Imagination.

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NED CROSS Relief Services

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 9, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery  
Red cross symbol, superimposed with large white capital letters, 3 across: N E D; 3 down N E D. Both vertical and horizontal share the same E in the center.

So many need help right now, if only I could be a one-man relief service, this would be my emblem.

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MAYO-NASAL Mayonnaise Substitute

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: May 5, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Food, Puns
Best Foods Mayonnaise jar label altered to read: MAYO NASAL - BLOW OUT THE BEST - S'NOT - MAYONNAISE, mimicking the original fonts, colors.

You’ll think it’s MAYONNAISE, but it’s not.

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Cozy Conformity Straitjackets

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: April 24, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Memes, Political

Conformity straitjackets fashioned for contemporary totalitarianism.

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The TWIN Commandments: BE TRUE, BE KIND

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: April 12, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Metaphysical, Personal

Simplified to the Essentials

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Good Friday Coronavirus at Calvary

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: April 10, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Metaphysical

Contemplating The Crucifixion clouded by COVID-19

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Austerity For All Posterity

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: March 19, 2020   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Business, Memes, Political
Green felt belt buckle with words "FOR ALL" it

Belt tightening will become most fashionable.

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Until It Stares Back

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 30, 2019   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery  

A flashlight beam grazing a spackled wall suggests an alien visage.

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Banana Duck and Dolphin

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 28, 2019   Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, Food

Art piece made from whatever was available while evacuated.

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