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Use the word in a sentence: RECTUM

Posted: July 26, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence.
STUDENT: My friend says he’s a good driver, but every car he’s had, he’s wrecked ’em.
TEACHER: Really, how so?
STUDENT: He keeps getting …

RESISTANCE = OHM & NO-RESISTANCE = OM

Posted: July 21, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Memes, Metaphysical, Puns

The word, "RESISTANCE" arcs over the electrical symbol for OHM, the capital Greek letter omega, Ω. Below that, the words "NO RESISTANCE" arc over the ancient Sanskrit ideogram for OM, ॐ.

OHM and OM: when homonyms are antonyms

Daisy “Spectators at the Racetrack”

Posted: July 19, 2020 Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Nature

A crowd of daisies, peering over the fence at the edge of the roadway, as if spectators at the racetrack.

A crowd of daisies, peering over the fence at the edge of the roadway, as if spectators at the racetrack.

FEEL GOOD NOW

Posted: July 18, 2020 Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational, Nature

A bright yellow daisy with the words, "FEEL GOOD NOW" (where the three letter "O" are replaced with smiley icons) in semi-transparent text overlaying the face of the daisy.

A bright yellow daisy with the words, “FEEL GOOD NOW” (where the three letters “O” are replaced with smiley icons) in semi-transparent text overlaying the face of the daisy.

Dance is Romance between Space and Time

Posted: July 15, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Memes, Metaphysical, Relationships

Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

Posted: July 9, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns

Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile.

Life imitates Art

Posted: July 1, 2020 Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Nature

A man's hand holds a small, globular, glass vase with four or five short-stemmed daisies in it in front of a laptop screen filled with a photo of a larger bouquet of daisies in front of a beige curtain.

You are watching daisies on a screen watching daisies on a screen.

The BEAST of intimacy

Posted: June 21, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Personal, Relationships

Backlit Bison in darkened stall, barely lit nostrils flaring with the "THE BEAST" text overlaying the center-line of the head.

a phrase fragment written in my twenties on how presenting ugliness creates distance

VIRGIN vs EXTRA-VIRGIN: What’s the Difference?

Posted: June 15, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Food, R-X Rated

You don’t really want to know. Proceed at your own risk of exceeding trigger threshold.

Paint Pictures with Pigments of Imagination

Posted: May 15, 2020 Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Motivational, Nature, Puns

4x6 postcard: macro photo of the pinkish Cistus x purpureus flower overlaid with burgundy script saying Paint Pictures with Pigments of Imagination

4×6 Postcard of flower overlaid with exhortation: Paint Pictures with Pigments of Imagination.

NED CROSS Relief Services

Posted: May 9, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery

Red cross symbol, superimposed with large white capital letters, 3 across: N E D; 3 down N E D. Both vertical and horizontal share the same E in the center.

So many need help right now, if only I could be a one-man relief service, this would be my emblem.

MAYO-NASAL Mayonnaise Substitute

Posted: May 5, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Food, Puns

Best Foods Mayonnaise jar label altered to read: MAYO NASAL - BLOW OUT THE BEST - S'NOT - MAYONNAISE, mimicking the original fonts, colors.

You’ll think it’s MAYONNAISE, but it’s not.

Cozy Conformity Straitjackets

Posted: April 24, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Political

Conformity straitjackets fashioned for contemporary totalitarianism.

The TWIN Commandments: BE TRUE, BE KIND

Posted: April 12, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Metaphysical, Personal

Simplified to the Essentials

Good Friday Coronavirus at Calvary

Posted: April 10, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Metaphysical

Contemplating The Crucifixion clouded by COVID-19

Austerity For All Posterity

Posted: March 19, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Business, Memes, Political

Green felt belt buckle with words "FOR ALL" it

Belt tightening will become most fashionable.

Until It Stares Back

Posted: October 30, 2019 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery

A flashlight beam grazing a spackled wall suggests an alien visage.

Banana Duck and Dolphin

Posted: October 28, 2019 Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Food

Art piece made from whatever was available while evacuated.

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