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Class Privileges

Posted: June 27, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Political

Comparison of privileges afforded to the poor, middle, wealthy and plutocratic classes.

Awkward Chakras Yoga Studio

Posted: June 15, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

Inside a multi-colored mandala, a man's cartoon figure sits in the classic Padmasana (Lotus Pose) except he's upside down, balancing on his head.

Where you go to get bent INTO shape.

Dance is Romance between Space and Time

Posted: June 4, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Expository, Metaphysical, Relationships

Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

INCREMENTAL ILLNESS: Going Crazy Bit by Bit

Posted: June 2, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns

The insane way that mental illness can creep up on you.

New Word: Plausible Bullshit is “Plausibullshit”

Posted: May 28, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Political, Puns, Relationships

A half-circle dial indicator labeled "TRUTH METER" has three zones: green, yellow, red with the legends: Plausible, Plausibullshit and Bullshit. The needle is pinned to the extreme red for bullshit.

for that in-between state where you’re not quite sure.

Space Alien (uncomfortably) Close Encounters

Posted: May 19, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

Deeply intimate encounters, unexplained by the Pentagon’s recent reports on UFOs.

MAYO-NASAL Mayonnaise Substitute

Posted: May 5, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Food, Puns

Best Foods Mayonnaise jar label altered to read: MAYO NASAL - BLOW OUT THE BEST - S'NOT - MAYONNAISE, mimicking the original fonts, colors.

You’ll think it’s MAYONNAISE, but it’s not.

Threads of Truth, Pulled Skillfully…

Posted: March 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Political, Relationships

unravel a tapestry of lies

In This Moment, I Am Healed

Posted: March 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational, Personal

This simple mantra, repeated with intention, manifests healing in both body and soul.

Thinker Inside The Box

Posted: March 12, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Puns

At the Gallery of Conceptual Art

Use the word in a sentence: RECTUM

Posted: March 6, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence.
STUDENT: My friend says …

“WOKENESS” Got Co-Opted by the “SNEWS” Button

Posted: March 4, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Political, Puns

“Woke” used to be, well, woke, but now it’s broke, courtesy of cooptation by the powers-that-be shaping media narratives.

CRUELTY-FREE COMEDY: Not Tested On Animals

Posted: February 28, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself, Puns

Making it funny without hurting the bunny.

Not Today Satan …

Posted: February 22, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes

Well, on second thought …

Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

Posted: February 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns

Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile.

The Job Interview

Posted: February 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Puns

If applicants answered truthfully …

All You BLEED is Love

Posted: February 14, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Abstract, Relationships

Dark red heart with drop of blood and word, BLEED, on it

For Valentine’s Day, “All You Need is Love” revised.

Enjoy This Superb Bowl on Sunday

Posted: February 13, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

Trippy glass pot pipe filled with crushed green bud.

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