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Dance is Romance between Space and Time

Posted: January 27, 2023 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Expository, Metaphysical, Relationships

Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

Awkward Chakras Yoga Studio

Posted: January 15, 2023 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

Inside a multi-colored mandala, a man's cartoon figure sits in the classic Padmasana (Lotus Pose) except he's upside down, balancing on his head.

Where you go to get bent INTO shape.

Jupiter Has A Spot For You

Posted: January 9, 2023 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Nature, Puns

It certainly does.

The Time Is NOW Is The Time

Posted: December 31, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational

Closeup of Rolex watch on person's wrist. Watch face has the word, "NOW" in bold letters.

ALWAYS

WWJD – What Would Jesus Drive?

Posted: December 25, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns

A statue of "Buddy Christ" is displayed in the heavens next to a Chrysler minivan.

What kind of car would Jesus Christ drive?

Mind Over Matter

Posted: December 9, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

is how matter is undermined

Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS

Posted: December 2, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors is the byline, with images of two candy tins in the style of Altoids mints, but with the labels modified to say: DISCOURAGEMINTS and ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors: DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS

The Bluebird of Happiness

Posted: November 30, 2022 Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

Posted: November 27, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns

Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile.

BETRAYED by those we were taught to TRUST

Posted: November 22, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Political

Heartbreaking

LIVE LOVE LAUGH LEARN

Posted: November 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Relationships

Concentrate on this concentric mandala with mantra for meditation.

The TWIN Commandments: BE TRUE, BE KIND

Posted: November 14, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Metaphysical, Personal

Simplified to the Essentials

You Just Need to Focus

Posted: November 9, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Puns

or maybe get some glasses,
or maybe my name really is BLURRY

Class Privileges

Posted: October 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Political

Comparison of privileges afforded to the poor, middle, wealthy and plutocratic classes.

Austerity For All Posterity

Posted: September 27, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Business, Memes, Political

Green felt belt buckle with words "FOR ALL" it

Belt tightening will become most fashionable.

Fifty Grades of Pay

Posted: September 5, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Political

Book cover (mimicking the "Fifty Shades of Grey" cover) with a green necktie and a pattern of tiny dollar signs. In large text, the title "Fifty Grades of Pay," in smaller text, the subtitle "The true obscenity of women subjugated by income inequity"

The TRUE obscenity of women subjugated by income inequity.

Sloths Conserve Energy with Lethargy in Action

Posted: September 4, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Motivational, Nature

Relaxing at home with an attitude of lassitude, being lazy is like that.

X-Rated Serrated Knives

Posted: September 1, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, VidBits Tags: Food, Puns, R-X Rated

The difference between a serrated knife and an X-rated knife is in how you handle it.

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