Category Archives: Smartsy-Artsy Cards
CRUELTY-FREE COMEDY: Not Tested On Animals
HYPE SQUAD Greeters Cheer Your Arrival
As clients arrive at an upscale salon in Phoenix, they are greeted not by ordinary receptionists, but by …
More ...LIVE LOVE LAUGH LEARN
Mickey Mouse Ass Bruises from Cupping Therapy
Nasty-ass cupping bruises covered by a cartoon character tattoo make a terrific tramp stamp!
More ...INCREMENTAL ILLNESS: Going Crazy Bit by Bit
Space Alien (uncomfortably) Close Encounters
Deeply intimate encounters, unexplained by the US intelligence community’s recent reports on UFOs.
More ...Pay No Attention to that PLAN Behind the Curtain
Oft-quoted line from the 1939 film, “The Wizard of Oz.” signaling that outward appearances may be deceiving.
More ...Wax Poetic
Has More Issues Than TIME Magazine
Khloe Kardashian Alien Face Starbucks Mermaid Mashup
Khloe Kardashian’s new face mocked as “alien” prompted this Photoshop mashup of Khloe with the Starbucks mermaid.
More ...Cracks Where Beauty Pushes Through
The Job Interview
Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
A cartoon illustrating the internet-popularized Polish saying: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
More ...Your Beliefs + Mainstream Media = INVISALIGN
Just as your teeth are,
over time,
molded into line
with constant pressure
by an invisible apparatus,
so are your beliefs.
Swear Word Scrabble Lust
Scrabble tiles arranged on a tablecloth, spelling out “F CK” (with a space between the F and the C). In the Scrabble rack, tiles line up to say: I NEED U
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