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Yin-Yang Binge/Purge Sequence

Posted: November 5, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Metaphysical

Encircled by a grayscale pin-wheel swirl, a black and white yin-yang symbol whose contrasting-color circles circumscribe the five text characters, spelling BINGE and PURGE respectively.

Each phase seeding the subsequent cycle

I Voted Deep-Throated

Posted: November 3, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Personal, Political, R-X Rated

Oval I Voted sticker for CA 2020

When the voting choices pretty much all suck, why not compare to voting to …

A Case of The Blues

Posted: September 30, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

Case pf blue spray-paint cans

“A case of the blues” sounds so much nicer than …

Fifty Grades of Pay

Posted: September 1, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Political

Book cover (mimicking the "Fifty Shades of Grey" cover) with a green necktie and a pattern of tiny dollar signs. In large text, the title "Fifty Grades of Pay," in smaller text, the subtitle "The true obscenity of women subjugated by income inequity"

The TRUE obscenity of women subjugated by income inequity

Firemen Rescue Firemen Bros, Leave Equipment Behind

Posted: August 22, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Memes, Puns

Photo of fireman, backlit by a conflagration, overlaid with text: Firemen will rush into an inferno to rescue a brother fireman, while leaving equipment behind to burn. That's the true origin of the phrase: Bros before hose.

The true origin of the phrase: “BROS before HOSE“

Inspire Until You Expire

Posted: August 19, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational

Vast, starry night sky above, cloudy, orange sunset on the horizon, darkened mountain ranges below. Overlaying this image are the words: INSPIRE UNTIL YOU EXPIRE

Be an inspiration until your dying day.

Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS

Posted: August 15, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors is the byline, with images of two candy tins in the style of Altoids mints, but with the labels modified to say: DISCOURAGEMINTS and ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors:
DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Try both to see which is suited to your taste.

Curiously Strong DISCOURAGEMINTS

Posted: August 6, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

A candy tin in the style of Altoid mints, but with the label modified to say: DISCOURAGE MINTS - super sour with a bitter aftertaste.

Super Sour Sugar(coating)Free Mints with a Bitter Aftertaste.

How many can you take in one day?

Curiously Strong ENCOURAGEMINTS

Posted: August 5, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

A candy tin in the style of Altoid mints, but with the label modified to say: Mint Yourself Anew Today - ENCOURAGE MINTS - Winner's Sheen Invigorating Flavor - Freshens Breath and Enthusiasm

WINNER’S SHEEN Invigorating Flavor:
Freshens Breath and Enthusiasm.

Mint Yourself Anew Today!

ROXOFF – Hip New Product Hype Marketing Piece

Posted: July 30, 2020 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Writing Tags: Business, Food, R-X Rated

My imagined article written (30+ years ago) as if written by a hip writer for an (imaginary) hip magazine, hyping an (imaginary) hip new salad dressing.

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