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Space Alien (uncomfortably) Close Encounters

Posted: May 19, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

Deeply intimate encounters, unexplained by the Pentagon’s recent reports on UFOs.

MAYO-NASAL Mayonnaise Substitute

Posted: May 5, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Food, Puns

Best Foods Mayonnaise jar label altered to read: MAYO NASAL - BLOW OUT THE BEST - S'NOT - MAYONNAISE, mimicking the original fonts, colors.

You’ll think it’s MAYONNAISE, but it’s not.

Awkward Chakras Yoga Studio

Posted: March 30, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

Inside a multi-colored mandala, a man's cartoon figure sits in the classic Padmasana (Lotus Pose) except he's upside down, balancing on his head.

Where you go to get bent into shape.

The TWIN Commandments: BE TRUE, BE KIND

Posted: March 28, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Metaphysical, Personal

Simplified to the Essentials

Dance is Romance between Space and Time

Posted: March 26, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Expository, Metaphysical, Relationships

Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

Jupiter Has A Spot For You

Posted: March 24, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Nature, Puns

It certainly does.

Mind Over Matter

Posted: March 22, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

is how matter is undermined

INCREMENTAL ILLNESS: Going Crazy Bit by Bit

Posted: March 20, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns

The insane way that mental illness can creep up on you.

Threads of Truth, Pulled Skillfully…

Posted: March 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Political, Relationships

unravel a tapestry of lies

In This Moment, I Am Healed

Posted: March 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational, Personal

This simple mantra, repeated with intention, manifests healing in both body and soul.

The Time Is NOW Is The Time

Posted: March 14, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational

Closeup of Rolex watch on person's wrist. Watch face has the word, "NOW" in bold letters.

ALWAYS

Thinker Inside The Box

Posted: March 12, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Puns

At the Gallery of Conceptual Art

Austerity For All Posterity

Posted: March 10, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Business, Memes, Political

Green felt belt buckle with words "FOR ALL" it

Belt tightening will become most fashionable.

Use the word in a sentence: RECTUM

Posted: March 6, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Puns

TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence.
STUDENT: My friend says …

“WOKENESS” Got Co-Opted by the “SNEWS” Button

Posted: March 4, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Political, Puns

“Woke” used to be, well, woke, but now it’s broke, courtesy of cooptation by the powers-that-be shaping media narratives.

The Bluebird of Happiness

Posted: March 2, 2022 Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

CRUELTY-FREE COMEDY: Not Tested On Animals

Posted: February 28, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself, Puns

Making it funny without hurting the bunny.

You Just Need to Focus

Posted: February 26, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Puns

or maybe get some glasses,
or maybe my name really is BLURRY

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