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Not Today Satan …

Posted: March 5, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes

Well, on second thought …

My (Sparsely Attended) Comedy Debut

Posted: March 4, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns

Audience of one, heck of a heckler turnout.

The Job Interview

Posted: March 3, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Puns

If applicants answered truthfully …

Use Creative Imagination to Visualize Virtual Worlds

Posted: March 2, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Metaphysical

sphere made up of dots

(and then inhabit them without cognitive dissonance.)

The Time Is NOW Is The Time

Posted: March 1, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational

Closeup of Rolex watch on person's wrist. Watch face has the word, "NOW" in bold letters.

ALWAYS

ICE-O-LATION SALOON

Posted: February 28, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Food, Political, Puns

ICE-O-LATION-SALOON wooden sign

Why do they have “THE COLDEST BEER IN TOWN?”

GRATITUDE vs GRUDGITUDE

Posted: February 27, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational

Word GRATITUDE painted on a door

Choose Wisely

My Spirit Bear

Posted: February 26, 2021 Categories: Photography, Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Personal

A pink-tinged, washed out teddy bear slumps at the base of a tree trunk in the setting sun.

My Spirit Bear,
Forlorn and frazzled,
Worn down with cares,
Stares off into the distance,
Contemplating his existence.

Crows Roosting Beneath the Moon

Posted: February 22, 2021 Categories: Photography, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Nature

Testing out the telephoto on my new phone.

Make the Best of Both

Posted: February 19, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Motivational

Three part cartoon graphic showing sun brightly beaming, dark clouds raining, verdant forest growing.

Some days are good,
some days, not so good.
Make the best of both.

It May Take Some Time, But It Will Be Sublime

Posted: February 17, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Motivational

Close up of grains of sand flowing through an hourglass.

So we hope.

Valentine’s Day Postcard: I Love With All My Heart

Posted: February 14, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Personal, Relationships

large red heart

For Valentine’s Day
For Every Other Day

Awkward Chakras Yoga Studio

Posted: February 11, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

Inside a multi-colored mandala, a man's cartoon figure sits in the classic Padmasana (Lotus Pose) except he's upside down, balancing on his head.

Where you go to get bent into shape.

Unemployed Comedian – Not Funny

Posted: February 9, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself

True story.

Enjoy This Superb Bowl on Sunday

Posted: February 7, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

Trippy glass pot pipe filled with crushed green bud.

Girl Scout Browser Cookies

Posted: February 5, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Girl Scout packing cookie boxes

When an online article about selling cookies requests that you accept their cookies.

The Original Wireless Charging Device

Posted: February 3, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Puns

An old school credit card imprinter (knuckle buster) for American Express Cards sits on a checkerboard floor.

REHAB-RELAPSE-REPEAT Pernicious Cycle

Posted: February 1, 2021 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Political

Over a swirl background are three arrows in a circle, embossed with the words: REHAB RELAPSE REPEAT.

A cycle both vicious and pernicious:

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