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Category Archives: Artsy-Bits

Conceptual artsy bits or otherwise imaginative creations.

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Cyst Removal with a Twist

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 31, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Puns, Relationships

On a certain kind of cyst with a difficult removal procedure.

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Dance is Romance between Space and Time

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 27, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Expository, Metaphysical, Relationships
Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

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Good Days and Bad Days

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 26, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Motivational
Three part cartoon graphic showing sun brightly beaming, dark clouds raining, verdant forest growing.

Maxim for how to handle them.

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Auto-Impugn Disorder

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 20, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Motivational, Personal, Puns

Like auto-immune disorder, but with your psyche attacking itself.

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Awkward Chakras Yoga Studio

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 15, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns
Inside a multi-colored mandala, a man's cartoon figure sits in the classic Padmasana (Lotus Pose) except he's upside down, balancing on his head.

Where you go to get bent INTO shape.

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Eating Fear for Breakfast

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 13, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Motivational, Puns

What happens when I do that?

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Inner Critic vs Inner Child

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 11, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Nature, Personal

One is innate, the other is implanted

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Jupiter Has A Spot For You

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 9, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Nature, Puns

It certainly does.

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Ringing in the New Year

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: January 1, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Personal, Puns

Did you “ring in the new year?”

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The Time Is NOW Is The Time

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 31, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational
Closeup of Rolex watch on person's wrist. Watch face has the word, "NOW" in bold letters.

ALWAYS

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On Toxic Relationships

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 26, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Puns, Relationships

Simple truth presented with a pun

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WWJD – What Would Jesus Drive?

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 25, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Puns
A statue of "Buddy Christ" is displayed in the heavens next to a Chrysler minivan.

What kind of car would Jesus Christ drive?

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Christmas Eve Poem

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 24, 2022   Categories: Poetry, VidBits   Tags: Personal

Written at age 15 in both English and Latin.

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Never So Naked

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 23, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Metaphysical, Personal

As when stripped of all illusion

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Elves Themselves

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 20, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Puns

When elves talk to themselves…

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“Depression’s Masquerade” Poem Recitation

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 16, 2022   Categories: Artsy-Bits, VidBits   Tags: Personal

A poem about the phenomenon of “smiling depression”

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Bedroom Pondering

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 14, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Political, Puns

Wondering why some bedrooms are better than others

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Mind Over Matter

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 9, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

is how matter is undermined

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