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WWJD – What Would Jesus Drive?

Posted: December 25, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns

A statue of "Buddy Christ" is displayed in the heavens next to a Chrysler minivan.

What kind of car would Jesus Christ drive?

Christmas Eve Poem

Posted: December 24, 2022 Categories: Poetry, VidBits Tags: Personal

Written at age 15 in both English and Latin.

Never So Naked

Posted: December 23, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Metaphysical, Personal

As when stripped of all illusion

What Can Be Found by a Professional is PRO-FOUND

Posted: December 21, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Elves Themselves

Posted: December 20, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Puns

When elves talk to themselves…

“Dance Like Nobody’s Watching”

Posted: December 19, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I got arrested for getting the quote wrong…

“Depression’s Masquerade” Poem Recitation

Posted: December 16, 2022 Categories: Artsy-Bits, VidBits Tags: Personal

A poem about the phenomenon of “smiling depression”

Bedroom Pondering

Posted: December 14, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Political, Puns

Wondering why some bedrooms are better than others

Companionable Companion

Posted: December 10, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Seeking a lovely companion and a companionable lover …

Mind Over Matter

Posted: December 9, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

is how matter is undermined

Find Shreds of Truth Where the Truth has been Shredded

Posted: December 7, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Political

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

You will often find shreds of truth where the truth has been shredded.

Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis

Posted: December 6, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Every cloud has a silver lining.

The Trend Justifies the Memes

Posted: December 4, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Political, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS

Posted: December 2, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors is the byline, with images of two candy tins in the style of Altoids mints, but with the labels modified to say: DISCOURAGEMINTS and ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors: DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS

I Didn’t Say, “Pornographer,” I Said, “Punographer”

Posted: December 1, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I did NOT say I was a PORNOGRAPHER, I said, “PUNOGRAPHER.”

The Bluebird of Happiness

Posted: November 30, 2022 Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

Forgot What I Came For

Posted: November 29, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Metaphysical

Also known as the “doorway effect”

Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

Posted: November 27, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns

Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile.

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