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WWJD – What Would Jesus Drive?

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 25, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Puns
A statue of "Buddy Christ" is displayed in the heavens next to a Chrysler minivan.

What kind of car would Jesus Christ drive?

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Christmas Eve Poem

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 24, 2022   Categories: Poetry, VidBits   Tags: Personal

Written at age 15 in both English and Latin.

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Never So Naked

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 23, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Metaphysical, Personal

As when stripped of all illusion

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What Can Be Found by a Professional is PRO-FOUND

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 21, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing More ...

Elves Themselves

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 20, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Puns

When elves talk to themselves…

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“Dance Like Nobody’s Watching”

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 19, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I got arrested for getting the quote wrong…

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“Depression’s Masquerade” Poem Recitation

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 16, 2022   Categories: Artsy-Bits, VidBits   Tags: Personal

A poem about the phenomenon of “smiling depression”

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Bedroom Pondering

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 14, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Political, Puns

Wondering why some bedrooms are better than others

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Companionable Companion

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 10, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Relationships
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Seeking a lovely companion and a companionable lover …

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Mind Over Matter

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 9, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

is how matter is undermined

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Find Shreds of Truth Where the Truth has been Shredded

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 7, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

You will often find shreds of truth where the truth has been shredded.

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Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 6, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Every cloud has a silver lining.

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The Trend Justifies the Memes

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 4, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Political, Puns
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Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 2, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns
Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors is the byline, with images of two candy tins in the style of Altoids mints, but with the labels modified to say: DISCOURAGEMINTS and ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors: DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS

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I Didn’t Say, “Pornographer,” I Said, “Punographer”

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: December 1, 2022   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I did NOT say I was a PORNOGRAPHER, I said, “PUNOGRAPHER.”

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The Bluebird of Happiness

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 30, 2022   Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

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Forgot What I Came For

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 29, 2022   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Metaphysical

Also known as the “doorway effect”

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Get Buzzy, Just Beehive Yourself, Honey

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: November 27, 2022   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Animals, Motivational, Puns
Against a goldenrod background, a cartoon bee, striped body, stinger tail, veined wings, aerobics ankle warmers, nice eyes and a calm, contented smile. More ...

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