ROXOFF – Hip New Product Hype Marketing Piece
My imagined article written (30+ years ago) as if written by a hip writer for an (imaginary) hip magazine, hyping an (imaginary) hip new salad dressing.
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A Man of Substance, Not a Man of Substance Abuse
Emote to Promote
Use the word in a sentence: RECTUM
TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence. STUDENT: My friend says he’s a good driver, but every car he’s had, he’s wrecked ’em. TEACHER: Really, how so?STUDENT: He keeps getting …
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Clitoria’s Secret: Clothes that are just flat-out nastier!
Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis
RESISTANCE = OHM & NO-RESISTANCE = OM
Grassroots Religions Believe in “The Word of Sod.”
Daisy “Spectators at the Racetrack”
A crowd of daisies, peering over the fence at the edge of the roadway, as if spectators at the racetrack.
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