Ned Buratovich, Author at imagiNed Conceptual Artistry

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Spank The Monkey Pox

Posted: August 19, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: MemeMyself, Political

A variant of the original monkeypox…

Here Comes Monkey Pox

Posted: August 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Animals, Political

A cartoon-style monkey face is superimposed over a monkey pox skin blotch.

Soon to be appearing everywhere, it seems.

When Words Escape Me, I Hunt Them Down

Posted: August 17, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Hopes Dashed

Posted: August 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational

Text messages on cell phone. First message asks, "How are things going?" Response is a line of dashes. Third message asks, "What are all those dashes?" Response is "My hopes."

Getting the message across with minimal characters

After I Quit Driving for Uber …

Posted: August 15, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I felt exuberant!

Lightheaded From Overthinking

Posted: August 14, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Puns

and then you start hyperventilating

The TWIN Commandments: BE TRUE, BE KIND

Posted: August 13, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Metaphysical, Personal

Simplified to the Essentials

When Your Parachute Fails to Open …

Posted: August 12, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Motivational, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

You MUST understand the gravity of the situation

The Original Wireless Charging Device

Posted: August 11, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Puns

An old school credit card imprinter (knuckle buster) for American Express Cards sits on a checkerboard floor.

Gecko Irrigation

Posted: August 10, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Nature

Watering plants with lizard pee.

Feasibility Studies

Posted: August 9, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

are often only …

Bedroom Pondering

Posted: August 8, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Political, Puns

Wondering why some bedrooms are better than others

Caught in a Freudian Slip

Posted: August 7, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Freudian slips can be embarrassing, but there are worse things to be caught in.

Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS

Posted: August 6, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors is the byline, with images of two candy tins in the style of Altoids mints, but with the labels modified to say: DISCOURAGEMINTS and ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors: DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS

Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis

Posted: August 5, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Sloths Conserve Energy with Lethargy in Action

Posted: August 4, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Motivational, Nature

Relaxing at home with an attitude of lassitude, being lazy is like that.

Hypermentalating

Posted: August 3, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I feel lightheaded. I must be hypermentalating.

The Bluebird of Happiness

Posted: August 2, 2022 Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

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