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Having Happiness

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: October 1, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Motivational, Puns

The secret to having happiness, as revealed in a conversation with the Buddha.

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Auto-Impugn Disorder

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 24, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Motivational, Personal, Puns

Like auto-immune disorder, but with your psyche attacking itself.

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Aptitude …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 19, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
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when you are naturally proficient at using an app

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Jupiter Has A Spot For You

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 15, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Nature, Puns

It certainly does.

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Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 14, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Puns
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Every cloud has a silver lining.

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Threads of Truth, Pulled Skillfully…

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 11, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Political, Relationships

unravel a tapestry of lies

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Fifty Grades of Pay

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 4, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Business, Political
Book cover (mimicking the "Fifty Shades of Grey" cover) with a green necktie and a pattern of tiny dollar signs. In large text, the title "Fifty Grades of Pay," in smaller text, the subtitle "The true obscenity of women subjugated by income inequity"

The TRUE obscenity of women subjugated by income inequity.

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Mind Over Matter

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: September 1, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

is how matter is undermined

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Wild Animals Feel Fear, Pets Get Petrified

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 30, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Animals, Metaphysical, Nature, Puns
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Domestication breeds timidity.

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Awkward Chakras Yoga Studio

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 27, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Puns
Inside a multi-colored mandala, a man's cartoon figure sits in the classic Padmasana (Lotus Pose) except he's upside down, balancing on his head.

Where you go to get bent INTO shape.

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Whet Me With Your Stream of Consciousness

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 24, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Metaphysical, Personal, Puns, Relationships
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Dance is Romance between Space and Time

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 20, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery   Tags: Expository, Metaphysical, Relationships
Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

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When Your Parachute Fails to Open …

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 19, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business, Motivational, Puns
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You MUST understand the gravity of the situation

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You Just Need to Focus

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 16, 2023   Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards   Tags: Memes, Motivational, Puns

or maybe get some glasses,
or maybe my name really is BLURRY

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I Didn’t Say, “Pornographer,” I Said, “Punographer”

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 13, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Puns
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I did NOT say I was a PORNOGRAPHER, I said, “PUNOGRAPHER.”

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How to Relax with Tea

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 9, 2023   Categories: VidBits   Tags: Animals, Food, Puns

as a person, or as a cat

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What Can Be Found by a Professional is PRO-FOUND

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: August 4, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Business
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When Words Escape Me, I Hunt Them Down

imagiNed Conceptual Artistry Posted: July 30, 2023   Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards   Tags: Personal, Puns
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