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Having Happiness

Posted: October 1, 2023 Categories: VidBits Tags: Motivational, Puns

The secret to having happiness, as revealed in a conversation with the Buddha.

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Auto-Impugn Disorder

Posted: September 24, 2023 Categories: VidBits Tags: Motivational, Personal, Puns

Like auto-immune disorder, but with your psyche attacking itself.

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Aptitude …

Posted: September 19, 2023 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

when you are naturally proficient at using an app

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Jupiter Has A Spot For You

Posted: September 15, 2023 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Nature, Puns

It certainly does.

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Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis

Posted: September 14, 2023 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Every cloud has a silver lining.

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Threads of Truth, Pulled Skillfully…

Posted: September 11, 2023 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Political, Relationships

unravel a tapestry of lies

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Fifty Grades of Pay

Posted: September 4, 2023 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Business, Political

Book cover (mimicking the "Fifty Shades of Grey" cover) with a green necktie and a pattern of tiny dollar signs. In large text, the title "Fifty Grades of Pay," in smaller text, the subtitle "The true obscenity of women subjugated by income inequity"

The TRUE obscenity of women subjugated by income inequity.

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Mind Over Matter

Posted: September 1, 2023 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

is how matter is undermined

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Wild Animals Feel Fear, Pets Get Petrified

Posted: August 30, 2023 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Metaphysical, Nature, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Domestication breeds timidity.

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Awkward Chakras Yoga Studio

Posted: August 27, 2023 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

Inside a multi-colored mandala, a man's cartoon figure sits in the classic Padmasana (Lotus Pose) except he's upside down, balancing on his head.

Where you go to get bent INTO shape.

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Whet Me With Your Stream of Consciousness

Posted: August 24, 2023 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Personal, Puns, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

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Dance is Romance between Space and Time

Posted: August 20, 2023 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Expository, Metaphysical, Relationships

Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

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When Your Parachute Fails to Open …

Posted: August 19, 2023 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Motivational, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

You MUST understand the gravity of the situation

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You Just Need to Focus

Posted: August 16, 2023 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Puns

or maybe get some glasses,
or maybe my name really is BLURRY

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I Didn’t Say, “Pornographer,” I Said, “Punographer”

Posted: August 13, 2023 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

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I did NOT say I was a PORNOGRAPHER, I said, “PUNOGRAPHER.”

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How to Relax with Tea

Posted: August 9, 2023 Categories: VidBits Tags: Animals, Food, Puns

as a person, or as a cat

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What Can Be Found by a Professional is PRO-FOUND

Posted: August 4, 2023 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business

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When Words Escape Me, I Hunt Them Down

Posted: July 30, 2023 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

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