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This is the best blog I could ever have. –imagiNed.
This is the best blog I could ever have imagined:

BETRAYED by those we were taught to TRUST

Posted: January 18, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Political

Heartbreaking

When Your Parachute Fails to Open …

Posted: January 17, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Motivational, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

You MUST understand the gravity of the situation

Dance is Romance between Space and Time

Posted: January 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Memes, Metaphysical, Relationships

Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

Before Venting, Try Preventing

Posted: January 15, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational, Puns, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

It works so much better

The TWIN Commandments: BE TRUE, BE KIND

Posted: January 14, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Metaphysical, Personal

Simplified to the Essentials

Wild Animals Feel Fear, Pets Get Petrified

Posted: January 13, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Metaphysical, Nature, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Domestication breeds timidity.

LESS OXYCONTIN, MORE OXYTOCIN

Posted: January 12, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Memes, Motivational, Political, Relationships

A black-background postcard with words (in small text size) "A WORLD OF HURT NEEEDS" then the word (in huge text size) "LESS" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYCONTIN" then the word (in huge text size) "MORE" then the word (in medium text size) "OXYTOCIN" The phrase and each word are on their own lines with text sized to make all five lines equal width.

The ever-schmaltzy “Less Drugs, More Hugs” trope, reimagined and rephrased in a much more cerebral way.

What Can Be Found by a Professional is PRO-FOUND

Posted: January 11, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Awkward Chakras Yoga Studio

Posted: January 10, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

Inside a multi-colored mandala, a man's cartoon figure sits in the classic Padmasana (Lotus Pose) except he's upside down, balancing on his head.

Where you go to get bent into shape.

Hypermentalating

Posted: January 9, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I feel lightheaded. I must be hypermentalating.

Sloths Conserve Energy with Lethargy in Action

Posted: January 8, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, Motivational, Nature

Relaxing at home with an attitude of lassitude, being lazy is like that.

When Words Escape Me, I Hunt Them Down

Posted: January 7, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Personal, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Yin-Yang Binge/Purge Sequence

Posted: January 6, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Abstract, Metaphysical

Encircled by a grayscale pin-wheel swirl, a black and white yin-yang symbol whose contrasting-color circles circumscribe the five text characters, spelling BINGE and PURGE respectively.

Each phase seeding the subsequent cycle

Identity Theft Resolved My Identity Crisis

Posted: January 5, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

GROW YOUR LIMITS

Posted: January 4, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Motivational

People say, “know your limits.” Agreed, indeed. Then what? Expand them beyond what they were before. Grow your limits.

The Trend Justifies the Memes

Posted: January 3, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Political, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Welcome to the Hotel Paranoia

Posted: January 2, 2022 Categories: Poetry, Video Tags: Political

The Eagles' Hotel California Album cover, altered to say Hotel Paranoia.

A parody rewrite of the Eagles’ 1977 hit song, Hotel California, relevant to the current times.

Happy New Year 2022

Posted: January 1, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: MemeMyself, Memes, Personal

Hoping for a happier new year, as always, despite 2021’s disappointments.

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