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This is the best blog I could ever have imagined:
Firemen Rescue Firemen Bros, Leave Equipment Behind
The true origin of the phrase: “BROS before HOSE“
Inspire Until You Expire
Be an inspiration until your dying day.
ROXOFF – Hip New Product Hype Marketing Piece
My imagined article written (30+ years ago) as if written by a hip writer for an (imaginary) hip magazine, hyping an (imaginary) hip new salad dressing.
A Man of Substance, Not a Man of Substance Abuse
She wanted a man of substance, not a man of substance abuse.
Use the word in a sentence: RECTUM
TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence. STUDENT: My friend says he’s a good driver, but every car he’s had, he’s wrecked ’em. TEACHER: Really, how so?STUDENT: He keeps getting …
I Didn’t Say, “Pornographer,” I Said, “Punographer”
I did NOT say I was a PORNOGRAPHER, I said, “PUNOGRAPHER.”
RESISTANCE = OHM & NO-RESISTANCE = OM
OHM and OM when homonyms are antonyms
Daisy “Spectators at the Racetrack”
A crowd of daisies, peering over the fence at the edge of the roadway, as if spectators at the racetrack.