This is the best blog I could ever have. –imagiNed.
This is the best blog I could ever have imagined:
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My imagined article written (30+ years ago) as if written by a hip writer for an (imaginary) hip magazine, hyping an (imaginary) hip new salad dressing.
She wanted a man of substance, not a man of substance abuse.
TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence. STUDENT: My friend says he’s a good driver, but every car he’s had, he’s wrecked ’em. TEACHER: Really, how so?STUDENT: He keeps getting …
I did NOT say I was a PORNOGRAPHER, I said, “PUNOGRAPHER.”
OHM and OM when homonyms are antonyms
A crowd of daisies, peering over the fence at the edge of the roadway, as if spectators at the racetrack.
I flunked quantum mechanics, I had to study quantum auto-upholstery instead.
A bright yellow daisy with the words, “FEEL GOOD NOW” (where the three letters “O” are replaced with smiley icons) in semi-transparent text overlaying the face of the daisy.