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Media Download and Site Usage Tips

Illustrated instructions for downloading photos, videos, audio recordings and other media from any page of this website

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ROXOFF – Hip New Product Hype Marketing Piece

My imagined article written (30+ years ago) as if written by a hip writer for an (imaginary) hip magazine, hyping an (imaginary) hip new salad dressing.

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Use the word in a sentence: RECTUM

TEACHER: Use the word, “rectum” in a sentence. STUDENT: My friend says he’s a good driver, but every car he’s had, he’s wrecked ’em. TEACHER: Really, how so?STUDENT: He keeps getting …

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Daisy “Spectators at the Racetrack”

A crowd of daisies, peering over the fence at the edge of the roadway, as if spectators at the racetrack.

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Flunked Quantum Mechanics

I flunked quantum mechanics, I had to study quantum auto-upholstery instead.

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FEEL GOOD NOW

A bright yellow daisy with the words, “FEEL GOOD NOW” (where the three letters “O” are replaced with smiley icons) in semi-transparent text overlaying the face of the daisy.

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