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This is the best blog I could ever have. –imagiNed.
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The Time Is NOW Is The Time

Posted: June 27, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational

Closeup of Rolex watch on person's wrist. Watch face has the word, "NOW" in bold letters.

ALWAYS

Curiously Strong TEMPERAMINTS

Posted: June 26, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Food, Motivational, Puns

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors is the byline, with images of two candy tins in the style of Altoids mints, but with the labels modified to say: DISCOURAGEMINTS and ENCOURAGEMINTS.

Introducing TEMPERAMINTS in two flavors: DISCOURAGEMINTS & ENCOURAGEMINTS

After I Quit Driving for Uber …

Posted: June 25, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

I felt exuberant!

Off My Meds…

Posted: June 24, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: MemeMyself

Never felt better

Imagining Eternity

Posted: June 23, 2022 Categories: Articles Tags: Metaphysical, Motivational

a pile of antique clocks

What is eternity? Our science cannot define it. Our minds cannot comprehend it. Our language cannot describe it, except maybe to say …

When Your Parachute Fails to Open …

Posted: June 22, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Business, Motivational, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

You MUST understand the gravity of the situation

Spinning Tops

Posted: June 21, 2022 Categories: Poetry Tags: Personal, Relationships

A half-dozen toy tops painted like women with flared skirts sit on a table top.

A poem from the polyamory era likening lovers to spinning toy tops.

Before Venting, Try Preventing

Posted: June 20, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational, Puns, Relationships

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

It works so much better

Jupiter Has A Spot For You

Posted: June 19, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Nature, Puns

It certainly does.

The Bluebird of Happiness

Posted: June 18, 2022 Categories: Poetry, Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Animals, MemeMyself

How the Bluebird of Happiness makes you both happy AND blue.

Mainstream Media’s Purpose is Not To Inform You

Posted: June 17, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Political

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

The purpose of the mainstream media is not to inform you, but to conform you.

Austerity For All Posterity

Posted: June 16, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Business, Memes, Political

Green felt belt buckle with words "FOR ALL" it

Belt tightening will become most fashionable.

Awkward Chakras Yoga Studio

Posted: June 15, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Metaphysical, Puns

Inside a multi-colored mandala, a man's cartoon figure sits in the classic Padmasana (Lotus Pose) except he's upside down, balancing on his head.

Where you go to get bent INTO shape.

Wild Animals Feel Fear, Pets Get Petrified

Posted: June 13, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Animals, Metaphysical, Nature, Puns

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Domestication breeds timidity.

Time Travel of Self

Posted: June 9, 2022 Categories: VidBits Tags: Expository, Metaphysical, Personal

A past self calls in healing from a future self

When you get stalled, make an installment

Posted: June 8, 2022 Categories: Quipsy-Quote Cards Tags: Motivational

Ned, in a dragon-print shirt, pointing

Dance is Romance between Space and Time

Posted: June 4, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards, Visual Imagery Tags: Expository, Metaphysical, Relationships

Imagine a circle: at eleven o'clock the phrase, "Dance is Romance," arcs across the top. At eight o'clock and two o'clock are two silhouettes. At eight o'clock stands a long-haired woman in a wide-stance back bend, arms extended gracefully above and behind. From the two o'clock position leaps a lithe male dancer, airborne in a bent-leg ballet jete, arms also extended, in front and behind . Between the two silhouettes stretches the word, ~ between ~. The words, "Space and Time," bend beneath like a chair-rocker at five of the clock to complete the circuit.

Evocative imagery paired with expository prose:

INCREMENTAL ILLNESS: Going Crazy Bit by Bit

Posted: June 2, 2022 Categories: Smartsy-Artsy Cards Tags: Puns

The insane way that mental illness can creep up on you.

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