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Ned Buratovich wearing Oriental dragon print shirt, standing in front of nightclub stage curtain, hands in pockets, laughing with head thrown back, under a neon sign saying: imagiNed.com - Makes You Laugh.

Welcome to a Work in Progress

You’d be amazed at what goes through my mind. I have my idiosyncratic way of seeing and saying things. Flights of fancy, works of whimsy, Ned’s nebulous (or notorious) notions. All that amazing stuff goes through my mind…

As much of it as possible I intend to publish here. There’s a lifetime’s worth of “Conceptual Artistry” to be shared and I’m just getting started.

Percentage completed as of May 2021:

25%

The 300+ posts already here are worth your while, so explore with a sense of delight and anticipation for what is yet to come.

… and while you’re at it, why not …

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During these days of COVID-19, we are all on alert for the lessons to be learned. Lessons can be learned best, I believe, with laughter, even in times of tears. Those little bits of laughter – I’ll do my best to bring them about. Join me on the journey if you wish. All are invited, all are welcomed.

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NEW FOR SUMMER 2020:

The Quipsy-Quote Card Collection

Assortment of Quipsy-Quote Cards, some hard copy, some on various device screens laid out on a wooden table

Accolades for the
Quipsy-Quote Card Collection

I love it! Clever, alliterative, brain and tongue twisting, inspirational, humorous and always filled with delightful surprises! Ned always delivers more than you could ever expect.

— Catherine Grillos, Singer, Actress, Entertainer

NEW FOR SPRING 2020:

Smartsy-Artsy Postcards

Not just “Artsy” but “Smartsy-Artsy”

~ OR ~
View all the Postcards in galleries below:

Smartsy-Artsy Postcards ~ Portrait Orientation

Smartsy-Artsy Postcards ~ Landscape Orientation

NEW FOR WINTER 2019:

Gallery of Favorite Flowers

40+ High-Res Photos from my Gardens
View / Download individual photos or the entire collection

GET REAL

imagiNed.com
is

  • REAL (at least in my mind)
  • RAW (mostly: some items Flash Pasteurized by the Heat of Passion)
  • UNFILTERED (that explains the murkiness)
  • THE ORIGINAL, SEMINAL IMAGINATION WEBSITE
    (not some “imitation imagination” site)

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES

Two mayonnaise jars side-by-side on a grocery shelf. One has the original label saying, "Best Foods - Bring Out the Best - REAL MAYONNAISE." The other has an altered label saying, "MAYO NASAL - Blow Out the Best - S'NOT MAYONNAISE." Next to the two jars in large white text is the admonition, "There are times when it's BEST to ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES."

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Imagine what you could imagine if you could imagine what you couldn’t imagine.
That’s unimaginable!