Category Archives: Conceptual Artworks

EEK! LIPS!

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Earth’s shadow kissed the moon early this morning. (More …)

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Google Chinese Take Out

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I typed “Chinese Take Out” into Google and got a list of Asian dating services. (More …)

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Imagine: The Fool, The Priest and The Magician – Ned’s Birthday Fable

The Magician

“Imagine living the life you imagined.” The magician posed the question and the fool answered before the priest could speak up. “That would be magic,” remarked the fool, humoring the magician. “That would be godly,” proclaimed the priest a moment later.

“Imagine living the life you imagined.” A most profound sentence. My most profound sentence. For now.

Today is April 1, April Fool’s Day. (More …)

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New Facebook Profile Photo Bar Fits Six Decades

Six decades of Ned Buratovich in Facebook's photobar

The new Facebook profile layout with six pictures across the top fits six snapshots of six decades of life and turns the photo-bar into some kind of time machine.

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April Fool’s Day – two weeks away and I’m splitting

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April Fool’s Day has always been a sort of second New Year’s Day for me. It provides me with a springtime-fresh start for new initiatives that might have – should have – could have come at New Year’s, but some reason, weren’t ready. Usually that reason is me: Not Ready Neddie. Well, this year is no different. (Last year was different though; last year, April 1st was a hard, sad day, as those closest to me know.) Usually, on April Fool’s Day, … (More …)

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LifetimeCalendars.com offering 100-Year Calendars has been re-imagiNed

The "One of These Days..." 100-Year Poster-Calendar - Lifetime At A Glance

LifetimeCalendars.com was my original sales site for my “One of These Days…” 100-Year Calendar-Posters, one of my first Conceptual Artworks. I built the original website eight years ago when I knew hardly anything about building websites that sell, and it has been limping along ever since. Not that the 100-Year Calendar-Poster is an easy product to sell. Until you see it, you don’t really have any idea of what it is, and even then, there’s not a category you can put it … (More …)

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Predicting the Future

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I’ve decided that tomorrow, October 1, will be an auspicious day for the launch of the Conceptual-Artist-Creative-Genius phase of my life. I have several projects in the works and if you want to follow along on Facebook, I promise it will be fun…. By the way, if you’d like to use the “Ned’s Numerology” graphic anywhere, please do. It’s especially appropriate to tomorrow. Tomorrow I’m launching a new website about “tomorrow” (actually about procrastination) and I’ve even written a theme song (and … (More …)

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