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Author Archives: Ned Buratovich
EEK! LIPS!
Earth’s shadow kissed the moon early this morning. (More …)
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Google Chinese Take Out
I typed “Chinese Take Out” into Google and got a list of Asian dating services. (More …)
Posted in Conceptual Artworks, Design
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Imagine: The Fool, The Priest and The Magician – Ned’s Birthday Fable
“Imagine living the life you imagined.” The magician posed the question and the fool answered before the priest could speak up. “That would be magic,” remarked the fool, humoring the magician. “That would be godly,” proclaimed the priest a moment later.
“Imagine living the life you imagined.” A most profound sentence. My most profound sentence. For now.
Today is April 1, April Fool’s Day. (More …)
Posted in Announcement, Conceptual Artworks, Personal, Writing
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New Facebook Profile Photo Bar Fits Six Decades
The new Facebook profile layout with six pictures across the top fits six snapshots of six decades of life and turns the photo-bar into some kind of time machine.
Posted in Conceptual Artworks, Face-Plant
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I have a yearning disorder
Wanting what you can’t have… I’ve suffered from this syndrome my whole life. Finally went to a shrink who gave me a diagnosis: I have a yearning disorder.
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My Year of Living Strangerously
Maybe it’s time to start baring my soul to strangers… Not really “baring,” maybe more like wearing one of those peek-a-boo thingies that leave some of the naughty bits covered and some peeking out. What you’re in for, then, is not so much a “soul baring” as a “soul peek-a-boo.” Or maybe it’s time for me to just start being stranger or at least behaving a bit more strangerously. I’m going to start telling people that I’m a make-up artist, because I … (More …)
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