WEBSITE
BLUNDER
CONSTRUCTION
When it’s done,
You’ll have fun.
I promise.
As soon as this site is ready…
be prepared to be assaulted with ideas, peppered with puns.
I’m going to start telling people that I’m a make-up artist, just because I like to make things up.
- Ned “imagiNed” Buratovich
Yeah, I just made that up, but here’s what’s real: it taking me FOREVER to get any work done on this site. Way too much work to do for my web design clients. At least my business web site is a bit more presentable, but that’s been neglected too. Dang!
Meanwhile…
Read My (Not So) Recent Posts:
- Are You Tryin’ To Be Mayan?
- Venus in Transit
- Vampire Beatles
- Cozy Conformity Straightjackets
- Keep the dream wet
- Banks: Too Pig To Fail
- Leap Day
- Re-COG-nition
- Awaiting the Avalanche
- Reflecting Jesus
- EEK! LIPS!
- Google Chinese Take Out
- Imagine: The Fool, The Priest and The Magician – Ned’s Birthday Fable
- New Facebook Profile Photo Bar Fits Six Decades
- I have a yearning disorder
- I'm off my meds and we've never felt better.
- My Year of Living Strangerously
- imagiNed.com renovation underway
- Im-agi-Ned.com: where Ned agitates for World Peace and Social Justice
- imagiNed Web Design Portfolio Website
- The Ant and the Grasshopper and the Bee (and me)
- April Fool’s Day – two weeks away and I’m splitting
- Ruins of an earlier era uncovered while excavating for new construction
- ProcrastinatorsCalendar .com got “re-imagiNed” as well
… or just …
Ned’s Twitter Bird Droppings:
- Comeuppance: a nicer way of saying "dude's dick is due for a downsizing."
- Blame is lame. That's why it's always looking to be carried by someone.
- It is truly remarkable: the amount of effort required to make something seem effortless.
- Unemployed dildocam operator seeks entry level job opening.
- There is no greater gift than gratitude.
- Woulds't thou be the poet or the poem?
- A huge part of our economy has become, essentially, electrons paying for other electrons.
- It's ironic that the word "mean" has so many meanings.
- Superb Hole: that deep, hollow emptiness felt by Americans after the Super Bowl is over. #superbowl
- I worked at the drug museum, yeah. I was the over-docent.
- When someone says, "the reality is," the reality is that you're about to hear what their perception of reality is.