WEBSITE
BLUNDER
CONSTRUCTION
When it’s done,
You’ll have fun.
I promise.
As soon as this site is ready…
be prepared to be assaulted with ideas, peppered with puns.
I’m going to start telling people that I’m a make-up artist, just because I like to make things up.
- Ned “imagiNed” Buratovich
Yeah, I just made that up, but here’s what’s real: it taking me FOREVER to get any work done on this site. Way too much work to do for my web design clients. At least my business web site is a bit more presentable, but that’s been neglected too. Dang!
Meanwhile…
Read My (Not So) Recent Posts:
- Are You Tryin’ To Be Mayan?
- Venus in Transit
- Vampire Beatles
- Cozy Conformity Straightjackets
- Keep the dream wet
- Banks: Too Pig To Fail
- Leap Day
- Re-COG-nition
- Awaiting the Avalanche
- Reflecting Jesus
- EEK! LIPS!
- Google Chinese Take Out
- Imagine: The Fool, The Priest and The Magician – Ned’s Birthday Fable
- New Facebook Profile Photo Bar Fits Six Decades
- I have a yearning disorder
- I'm off my meds and we've never felt better.
- My Year of Living Strangerously
- imagiNed.com renovation underway
- Im-agi-Ned.com: where Ned agitates for World Peace and Social Justice
- imagiNed Web Design Portfolio Website
- The Ant and the Grasshopper and the Bee (and me)
- April Fool’s Day – two weeks away and I’m splitting
- Ruins of an earlier era uncovered while excavating for new construction
- ProcrastinatorsCalendar .com got “re-imagiNed” as well
… or just enjoy …
Ned’s Twitter Bird Droppings:
- Targeted Ads: just like going to your favorite whorehouse where the madam knows your special kinds of kink.
- A man once told the Buddha, "I want happiness." The Buddha replied, "You've already got a penis."
- When your tongue goes as many places as mine does, you've got to have good taste.
- Elocution coach saying: be judicious when it's time to do dishes.
- "Jejune." Kinda sounds like it could be the word of the month, but don't let it be.
- I wrote a poem about Ruth, but then edited her out and went on writing ruthlessly.
- Good laws, bad laws,outlaws, in-laws;sometimes I think society lives in law-law land.
- I pretty much fall apart in private, but manage to reassemble myself most mornings.
- If union mediators were meditators, they could just wait for enlightenment to strike.